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Surfers are oohlala

Jun 06, 2005 21:45

I just got back from spending the afternoon and evening at the beach. I hope I got rid of my farmer's tan at least just a little bit. That's considered like, a fashion obscenity in San Diego's surf culture, to have an uneven tan. That's why you never see any old Californians - they get so leathery after so many years that they are transported to ( Read more... )

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mynameisrobyn June 7 2005, 08:32:55 UTC

Gosh, that one was funny. I had to add it to my memories... I'll soon be starting up a JC section of my memories.

I don't have much to say in response... But anyway, particular tidbits I enjoyed:

(...well, EVERYTHING, but particularly...)

- I hope I got rid of my farmer's tan at least just a little bit. That's considered like, a fashion obscenity in San Diego's surf culture, to have an uneven tan. That's why you never see any old Californians - they get so leathery after so many years that they are transported to the damp bayous of Louisiana to live the rest of their lives as alligators. I have nothing against Louisiana, I'm just saying.

- I Wikipedia'd it. 'Cuz, you know, knowledge is power.

- Because you should at least know what killed you, and it's not cool blaming crocodiles for alligator attacks and vice-versa. But when in doubt, the easiest way to tell is to smack it on the head and scream at it, "J-LO IS GOING TO WEAR YOU!" If it goes away, it's a crocodile, since J-Lo doesn't wear alligator skins.

- And speaking of J-Ho ( ... )

rated_pg18 June 7 2005, 17:15:57 UTC

I'll soon be starting up a JC section of my memories.

I am so very very flattered! Oh and I like your icon too, lol.

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I summarized it. (: Oh, and it's not spritzed on your face, it's injected directly into the procerus and orbicularis oculi. I would not want that shit in my body. I think the majority of people who get it don't really know the full 411 on what's being done and how and where from.

Gawd I miss Anatomy... :-p