Comments | rated_pg18: Hey, it's Skeletor McGuire!

rated_pg18

Hey, it's Skeletor McGuire!

Jun 14, 2005 21:23

In the name of Spielberg, Bruckheimer, and Tarantino, I COMMAND you, vile Skeletor! Go back to the Haylie Duff from which you came! Get out of Hilary Duff and stop making her look like an ugly man! Contain yourself within Haylie like you did before, Skeletor! Get OUT!

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electricpussy June 15 2005, 04:37:40 UTC

Hah, Joel wishes his shit is that big. I think she's doing it the old fashion way, either throwing up or not eating as much.

rated_pg18 June 15 2005, 04:46:43 UTC

i love that game: "which eating disorder do YOU have?"

PS: love your new name. who's in your icon?

justvisiting June 15 2005, 06:21:28 UTC

Next weeks new release: Teen Queens Gone Wild! The hot new Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff sex tape featuring deleted scenes of their wild cocaine binges! Watch Hilary feed Lindsay an entire piece of lettece! There girls are CRAAAAZY!

rated_pg18 June 15 2005, 17:35:44 UTC

rotflmao

here, check this out: http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/lohan/blogger.html

it's hilarious, and i think the writer's extremely talented.

dickieisabadboy June 15 2005, 06:31:03 UTC

whoa. ... she looks sick. x_X

rated_pg18 June 15 2005, 17:37:00 UTC

She looks like if you gave her a friendly slap on the back her tits would fall off.

mynameisrobyn June 15 2005, 17:16:10 UTC

Dude, I've never really liked Hillary much... I think she's an annoying little blonde ditz who gets typecasted into every role that requires her to bug out about something every 5 minutes... But she's always been wide, you know? Not particularly curvy or anything.
... And she used to have boobs.
So seeing these photos, she still looks pretty wide, but emaciated... Like, REALLY scary.

I also don't understand this Swahili number she's doing; was she in Africa on the famine diet or something?

*laughs* And the "Hohan" diet took me a moment to get. C:

rated_pg18 June 15 2005, 17:33:31 UTC

I wouldn't be surprised if we all found out someday that certain celebrities pay to have malaria or dengue fever virii harvested and injected into them to make them thinner. I don't think Hilary did that (personally, I think she's doing meth or cocaine), but it's not like Hilary was fat before. Another example is Kelly Clarkson. Now, I think Kelly Clarkson lost it the old-fashioned Hollywood way of hiring expensive trainers and dieticians (courtesy Simon Cowell), but I liked her when she was pale and had some meat on her because she showed America that you don't have to be a twig to have talent.