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[rather_hazy]

there is a man at work
with extraudinarily big ear holes
i was sitting behind him the other day
and i was very tempted to put a malteser in - they are that big
but i didn't have any maltesers
so i didn't
but i bet i could have

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[anonymous]

Must make it hard to say things about him behind his back...

triclops

[rather_hazy]

ahhh see thats what i first thought. but he walked past me the other day when i was on reception and i said something to him and he just kept walking. didn't even flinch. and i don't think i have been there long enough for him to be ignoring me yet. he just didn't hear.

maybe someone has already put a malteser in ...