UNI SUCKS HATE HATE UNI SUCKS SO SUCKS SO MUCH HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT UNI SUCKS HATE SUCKS UNI STUPID HATE SUCKS UNI HATE HATE HATE WHY WHY UNI SO SUCKS HATE HATE UNI SUCKS LIFE OUT HATE SO MUCH WHY UNI SO SUCKS UNI SUCKS HATE HATE UNI SUCKS SO SUCKS SO MUCH HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT UNI SUCKS HATE SUCKS UNI STUPID HATE SUCKS UNI HATE HATE HATE WHY WHY ( Read more... )

What is the deal (dealio yo yo) with people LIEING when you ask them if you have rubbed in all the suncream on your face ( Read more... )

... you put your wallet down to scan and try to pay for it with a block of chocolate.

sometimes things come together in a weird way ...

after a late night out on the town (...which was actually a night in and no town was involved) i decided i wanted to sleep in until 9am. so when a phone call woke me up at 7.30am i was a tad on the annoyed side. but whatever! i can go back to bed as soon as i get them off the phone.

"so is it okay ( Read more... )

well this morning i took the last $24 out of my account so that no charities could take it. yes thats right ... i've done a Phill Brown.

however, in my defense (not that i'm actually feeling bad but because you might be) they will take the money out anyway and my account will go into deficit. which i find very ... interesting. why can a STRANGER ( Read more... )

In Afghanistan eighty five thousand children under 5 years of age die each yeah from diarrhea.

Now I'm thinking how pathetic it was for me to pretend I had diarrhea when I was 5 years old to get out of school one day. I guess you don't realise how lucky you are until you realise what the rest of the world has to deal with ... its a pity though that ( Read more... )

is it better to live with someone you hate or live without someone you love?

i don't think that question necessarily makes sense. and don't ask me to define better. or hate. or love. and obviously it is different in all situations. but yes. it came to me when thinking about someone who has to live without someone they love. and it makes me very sad ( Read more... )

well it may have taken me 15 months but this genius has finally figured out why her digital camera was oh so broken...

...the batteries were flat.

its so predictable its killing me!

so today i give THREE OUT OF FIVE STARS to:

batteries. they are very good, but they loose points because they don't stay charged forever.

i do it without even thinking. without even pausing to consider why i'm bothering.

but nonetheless, after i've only typed out four little dot points my fingers have reached for the word count button (which i have made a permanent fixture in my toolbar) before i've even blinked.

i.need.word.count.therapy.

for around 20 minutes this afternoon i had a terrible feeling that my beloved old-school mobile was ... DEAD.

out of nowhere, the screen started telling me to insert my sim card.
"but it is inserted!" i cried back.
we argued back and forth.
i turned it off and on. off and on. had a quick pray. took the battery off. turned it off and on. off and on.

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