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ratherbelegion

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Jun 24, 2008 14:17

( [private - off the network. Written in short-hand legion-report style. Addressed: GAIUS OCTAVIAN, sealed and signed ANTILLAR MAXIMUS] )

not in a legion camp, rome will be a republic aga-- wait what, crows and furies, needs moar pretty ladies, just missed the fight of the century, can have princeps, pretty fly for an aleran tribune, more of a cursor than a centurion, bit of a womanizer, the calderon is a bloody idiot

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glock30 June 24 2008, 22:34:33 UTC

You report to me.

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 22:39:04 UTC

Autumn is endless. Respond.

glock30 June 24 2008, 22:42:04 UTC

Now comes the night. Respond.

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 22:47:16 UTC

... Nice try, m'lady, but last time I checked, there weren't any women in control of the First Aleran, and unless you're the First Lord disguised as a - very - lovely young lady then you'll forgive me thinking that I do not, in fact, report to you at all.

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archivy June 24 2008, 22:53:19 UTC

I haven't ever heard of a Phrygiar Navaris or Araris Valerian or Calderon. Or Alera, Mr Antillar. This worries me.

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 22:55:25 UTC

... You --

...

Bloody crows.

It's not nice to read other people's post, little girl.

archivy June 24 2008, 22:57:57 UTC

... I-i'm sorry, Mr Antillar.

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 23:02:26 UTC

No, don't-- Hell. It's not -- I mean it wasn't terribly private anyways and--

Furies.

... Just call me Max.

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valentineluke June 24 2008, 23:25:39 UTC

Roman?

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 23:27:49 UTC

Aleran, actually. The Romanics are our ancestors, if you believe the Maestro.

valentineluke June 24 2008, 23:32:04 UTC

You may enjoy The Arena and its gladiator events.

ratherbelegion June 24 2008, 23:41:05 UTC

Right now, there's nothing I'd prefer more than a tankard of draft and a pretty girl. But - an arena, you say? Bloody carrion, I haven't seen one of those since the Shieldwall.

steeldame June 25 2008, 00:14:58 UTC

Wherever you choose, I advice caution. A group of madman had released poisons in several locations of the City and a large part of the population has fallen under its effects.

ratherbelegion June 25 2008, 00:24:11 UTC

Well, crows. There goes my plans for this evening.

Is there a Tribune Medica to report to? I've decent enough watercraft.

steeldame June 25 2008, 00:46:53 UTC

Do you mean a medical facility? There are private clinics and a hospital located in the City.

ratherbelegion June 25 2008, 00:48:23 UTC

A facility'll work. Sorry, I'm still getting acclimatized to all the, ah, differences hereabouts. I'm a soldier but I can double as a healer if there's need.

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warped_inside June 25 2008, 00:48:19 UTC

Guess this is where I add my recommendation for Lux, and own up to being an employee. Although if you're really looking more for a pint of beer and a game of pool, I can point you toward someplace more appropriate.

ratherbelegion June 25 2008, 00:52:04 UTC

Well if the rest of the employees are anything like you and the other women I've spoken to, I won't be having any complaints.

A ... game of pool? That sounds... interesting.

warped_inside June 25 2008, 00:54:20 UTC

Afraid I haven't got anything to do with the way the place presents itself, I just do their network security, but it really is nice.

Do you know what pool is, by any chance?

ratherbelegion June 25 2008, 03:13:23 UTC

Security? ... Really?

... Is that a trick question? Last I checked it's a hole filled with water.

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