The last few weeks have been completey fucking stupid. Not even jokes, bombs! Just, a mess ( Read more... )

Stuff and things and stuff and things ( Read more... )

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Title: Swipe Right
Pairing: Jalex
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 12,836
Summary: "You have had some weird dates? Man! This one time I met up with a dude from Tinder."
Author's Note: Simple concept inspired by this ATFF anon. Credit to this article for informing me this was an actual thing (and it is awesome!). Super special thanks to kickthepj aka Emily ( Read more... )

Creep ass me is creep ass killin' it ( Read more... )

It seems unnecessary to drone on about how I'm still immensely unhappy at work and how after six motherfucking months I still have not written a cover letter to try to improve that situation ( Read more... )

How is it possible that of the three dudes I'd be willing to bang right now none of them have jobs ( Read more... )

My beta has had my fic for over a month and hasn't done anything.

Today, she told me she is going to get her prom dress altered. Prom dress

I am crying. Halp