[012] Tuesday 01 September 2022.

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Oh, don't be silly, Flowers darling -- I'm a wizard, so I can't die through silly mundane ways like having the roof fall on me.

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Oh can't you?

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I'm too beautiful to die. I say, you're not thinking of trying something, are you?

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I wasn't but now that you mention it...

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Spiffing! I love surprises!

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Indeed.

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Please wait until morning at the very least, as I'm trying to get some sleep right now. And I don't want anyone to see me cry, as it's terribly unmanly!

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Why would I wait until morning to simply give you a hug and another bloody nose. If you are indecent, put some clothes on. Now.

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That's not a surprise if you've already told me what it is, old chap! What a lot you've got to learn this year. Shit. Just wait until I've got pants on.

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I'm waiting.

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Bloody hell, I hope I don't look as ugly as everyone else does when they cry, but I wouldn't know. I think I'm becoming like Daddy.

You can open the curtains now, darling!

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Excellent.