[013] Wednesday 02 September 2022.

[rathereffable]

Comments

Private to Edward

[buttonholed]

I'm s I didn't realise

Get your nose fixed.

FAILED private to Nicholas Flowers.

[rathereffable]

I already said that classes were too exciting today for me to do so and now I'm going to the library -- not for revision, obviously. And why are you using a privacy charm?

Private to Edward

[buttonholed]

Why aren't you? I'll go with you to the Hospital Wing. I didn't realise you were in such a bad mood last night, otherwise I wouldn't have... well, you should get it fixed.

FAILED private to Nicholas Flowers.

[rathereffable]

What are you talking about? And I was most certainly not in a bad mood last night! I was rather enjoying myself behind my curtains until you so charmingly gave me my spiffing surprise. And I already said I'm too busy to do anything about it right now.

[celkin]

Are you Isn't it a bit early in the year to start punching each other?

[rathereffable]

There is no such thing as too early to punch one another! And anyway, Nicholas darling already started on Sunday during our Quidditch pratice, so this is really quite late, really!

[celkin]

It still seems early!

[rathereffable]

Isn't there supposed to be some bosh about the early bird getting the worm? I think it's supposed to mean that being early is a very good thing indeed. Not that I am a bird -- I like being a chap. Golly, that's a lot more vulgar than I thought it was at first.

Private to Ed

[dontswatme]

Ed, dear, are you alright?

FAILED private to Saraswati Nott.

[rathereffable]

Of course I am -- why wouldn't I be?

[chrisyaxley]

Both of you are idiots.

[rathereffable]

Don't tell me you can read it too. 'Both of you'? Well, I suppose you've at least got to be referring to me, but who's the other lucky chap worthy of your splendid judgement?

[chrisyaxley]

Violence isn't permitted in the dormitories, whether or not you "like" that sort of thing.

[rathereffable]

He started it.