[015] Sunday 20 September 2022.

[rathereffable]

I am not going to lose my badge over that stupid swimming affair that's going to be all your fault, Ellsworth -- if prefects are going to get sacked for doing their duty as prefects, then I'm going to take this to Professor Brun and Headmaster Stout if I must.

Prefects don't lose their badges for simply doing their duty as prefects, especially if

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[verydemanding]

Sabrina. Call me Sabrina, Edward.

[rathereffable]

Whoops! You know what chaps like me are like, darling -- calling each other by our surnames is a sign of affection. And anyway, you've a grand family, so you ought to be proud of that name. But if you insist, then I shall call you 'Sabrina'.

[verydemanding]

And Nicholas tried to kiss me. I fell in my attempt to fend him off.

[rathereffable]

That's not what my note said -- You got all dressed up knowing he was going to snog you? What else could that have been about? My God, I didn't realise you had such a talent for Divination!

[celkin]

You look like a panda a lot!

[rathereffable]

It really brings out the green in my otherwise hazel eyes, doesn't it? Expect to see more of it during the year as always, especially if Slytherin accidentally loses matches!

[celkin]

I think it looks a bit strange!

[rathereffable]

If Nicky-poo likes it, then I like it too -- he is my darling captain, after all, and he has splendid taste as a lover. Where do I come up with things like this?

[smithami]

You should really stay away from that boy's fists.

[rathereffable]

Oh, Amity darling -- you needn't worry about me! It's a chap sort of thing. Builds character and all that.

[smithami]

You know I don't believe that for a second! That must have hurt.

[rathereffable]

Of course it did -- but that's why it builds character!

[buttonholed]

I am not romantic. And you are disgusting.

[rathereffable]

There you go denying your romantic side again, darling! And there is nothing disgusting about looking like a half-panda.

[buttonholed]

There is nothing to deny. It does not exist. And you are disgusting in general, not just as a half-panda.

[rathereffable]

So you say. And we're all going to be disgusting after practice in the morning, so I'll be in good company then. Do you want to shower together after breakfast too? To save water and time and bond as team-mates and all that.

[playingcupid]

Babes, you don't want to go snogging Flowers. You might catch something.

[rathereffable]

Only thing I've caught so far is this panda bear look, but I say, it's hardly like VD at all! Much more attractive.

[playingcupid]

Seriously, it's not attractive. But my point is that maybe you can catch being a total twat or something. He can't have VD anyway, he'd need to have sex for that first.

[rathereffable]

I'm always fit, darling -- and what could be more dashingly masculine than looking as if one just won a spiffing brawl at a pub? And I say, I don't think one can catch twat-ness from snogging, or I already would have after I did that Harrovian last summer -- in my defence, I was quite drunk at the time.

Oh, I used to think that about Nicky-poo myself, but now I'm not so sure.