Just a little freestyle, really. Whack-as-it-motherfucking-gets. Goddamn I fell off ( Read more... )

Got done working-out about a half-hour ago. Again, got a little more winded a little faster, but still able to stick it through 'til the end. Sweated like I was dying; should've seen this coming, as a lot of what holds water in people is glycogen, and without the amount I normally have, I'll be pouring out water like fucking Niagra Falls. Could be ( Read more... )

Usually ( Read more... )

And I'm pretty happy, surprisingly enough. O_o ( Read more... )

And it's got me eating bacon, eggs, cheese, and downing shots of olive oil. Unfortunately, I'm not quite as prepared, inventory-wise, as I'd like; we're not really stocked up on red meat. What's more is that people only seem to eat lean meat these days - the fuck is up with that? It's infuriating. I need saturated fat, motherfuckers! Stop chopping ( Read more... )

Yo, gather round hustlers that's if you still livin
And get on down, to that ol' Jig rhythm
Here's a couple of jewels to help you get through your bid in prison
A ribbon in the sky, keep your head high
I, Young 'Vito, voice of the young people
Mouthpiece for hustlers I'm back motherfuckers

I'll either transform my body beyond my wildest expectations within weeks, or I'll sacrifice myself completely ( Read more... )

Fantastic. Exactly what I need right now. I'm just going to go pull a fucking bank heist or some shit. Watch for your boy on the news.

Merry Christmas.

As it is, I'm heavily relying on protein drinks and oats, and to a lesser extent, 2% milk, and even though I've got two meals left, I just barely broke my basal metabolic rate today. I'm going to burn over a hundred of those precious calories walking up to Walgreens to buy some more milk, because I'm going through it at a rate of about a gallon a ( Read more... )