A NICE CHAT WITH A PORN BOT NAMED traktorbeam21

[rattdwogg]

This is a very funny conversation I had with a porn bot today. I'm false_prophet_of_assyria in this conversation. Enjoy.

traktorbeam21: hi... anyone thhere?

false_prophet_of_assyria: yeah. i'm here

traktorbeam21: oh your there hi...

false_prophet_of_assyria: hi

traktorbeam21: a/s/l (age sex locatiion)?

false_prophet_of_assyria: oh. you're

Comments

[euronymous]

lmao...... reminds me of calling up gay pediphiles via the internet... 'oh yah so after you suck my dick whatcha going to do?' 'yah uhh huh, youre a sicko man'.

[rattdwogg]

Yeah this was almost as funny as that night. That was the night of the neon grin shit you spit up after a couple of camel wides. All funny. Good times.

That's some funny shit....

[jennaflip]

I was trying not to laugh my ass off cause matt was napping but I couldn't help it. I burst out to much and woke him up. Damn me. I don't have anything else to say to that so I'm gonna go and try to call Nikkie I'll talk to you later. Bye bye.

Re: That's some funny shit....

[rattdwogg]

I see. It was funny, was it not?

Re: That's some funny shit....

[jennaflip]

yes it was funny. matt even got a kick out of it when he read it yesterday. I'm gonna go again. I got something to do for me mother for her little childrens at church. Talk to ya laters. Big hugs and some more pokings. Love ya

Jealous!

[broken_mirrorz]

lol~ sometimes if i'm extremely bored i'll t alk to the porn bots in a room! lol at first ppl will tell me to stop but thenit get convos started lol and ppl actuely talk! So hey! looky what grunge kitty accomplished! lol. notice there are no male porn bots

Re: Jealous!

[rattdwogg]

Yeah the porn bots are funny to talk to when you are bored. I got like 5 comments off the bat just for posting this one. They usually avoid me, cause I am mean to them. What if we found out that they were really people? I would feel bad cause I am SO mean to them. Oh well, what can you do?

Re: Jealous!

[broken_mirrorz]

lol well they are ppl that send them stupid t hings out to try to get ppl to go to these stupid sites and such! mostly college girls make t hem dumb things! even theres this jouranal system sorta like this called www.thedilly.com that h as t hem in journals lol.

Re: Jealous!

[rattdwogg]

Maybe I should do that. I could make some money like that. Well, more than likely everyone will just be like "Ah that's another porn bot" and I won't make any money. That sucks. Oh well. I think I might check that site out {www.thedilly.com} for shits and giggles.

[tess_goddess]

that was so hot.

[rattdwogg]

But not nearly as hot as you. Where have you been hiding? I miss you, dear. You know I need my Meg fix to keep sane. *winks* Talk to ya later. Love yas. Later.

Hey hot stuff....

[jennaflip]

It's me again. I just came by to find out how the show went tonight and to see if I could persuade you into coming up this week. My mom told me something tonight that I thought you should hear. I told her I was gonna tell you anyways. Well I guess that's all I wanted to come by and say this time. I'll talk to you sometime later. Love ya, big hugs, and some poking. Toodle-le-do...

Re: Hey hot stuff....

[rattdwogg]

*speaks like a robot* Hello Jenna. I am going to answer this post like a robot. Don't you think this is a great idea? *stops the robot noise* Yeah, I didn't think so. Anyways the show was terrible. The bitch running the place was R-U-D-E to us all. Anyway, I will post all about it when I get some sleep. I just got in and it's 3:48 AM. So... laters...

Re: Hey hot stuff....

[jennaflip]

yeah i didn't much like the robot thing. That sucks. Why do people have to be so rude? Anyways I'm gonna check your other reply to me now so I'll talk to you again in a bit. Later....