Comments | rattlsnakesmile: Two Topics: Home Sweet home and Happily Ever After

rattlsnakesmile

Two Topics: Home Sweet home and Happily Ever After

Jan 30, 2005 18:48

What's the furthest away you've ever been from the place you were born/created?
Wolfram & Hart. There is no place further that a man can go. Wolfram & Hart advertises itself as a reputable law firm. They are, more accurately, stealers of souls.
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alan_shore January 30 2005, 23:54:45 UTC

In my experience, most places advertising themselves as reputable law firms are more accurately stealers of souls.

Soul Stealers rattlsnakesmile January 31 2005, 00:52:43 UTC

In the case of Wolfram & Hart, it's literal and contractual.

Re: Soul Stealers alan_shore January 31 2005, 00:58:41 UTC

At least you know where you stand.

Re: Soul Stealers rattlsnakesmile January 31 2005, 23:17:14 UTC

I suppose. Not an altogether comforting thought, really.

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pixie_viscera January 31 2005, 01:57:39 UTC

Do you like happily ever afters, hmm?

Happily Ever After rattlsnakesmile January 31 2005, 23:20:19 UTC

*Gives her a curious look* It's a nice dream.

Re: Happily Ever After pixie_viscera February 1 2005, 00:07:19 UTC

I had a pretty dream. There was cake.

Re: Happily Ever After rattlsnakesmile February 1 2005, 01:38:57 UTC

Who made the cake?

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kara_marie January 31 2005, 11:09:20 UTC

Well... most fairy tales are dark and grim. That's either where the word comes from or why they were called the Brothers Grimm, you know. I can't remember which it is, though. And most fairy tales start pretty bad, it's the ending that's happy. Not the begining. So it's kind of dumb for you to say, "my life's no fairy tale" just because your life is totally craptacular? Because in fairy tales everything always starts as craptacular but then at the end it works out pretty good. Like your daddy marries a real bitch who beats you or whatever but then you get to cook her in the oven.

Stuff like that!

See?

So. Anyway. Did you follow all that?

Do you like living in my house?

I'm missing a diet coke. I count them, you know. Did you drink it? I don't mind if you did.

rattlsnakesmile January 31 2005, 23:19:31 UTC

I told you I wouldn't touch your drinks, Kara. I didn't drink it. I don't drink diet coke.

And yeah, I followed it. Brothers Grimm, they wrote a lot of the Fairy Tales. And most of them? Don't end all sunshine and happiness. The REAL version of Hansel and Gretel? The witch ate the kids. They didn't get away.

kara_marie January 31 2005, 23:22:23 UTC

Prove that to me. I believe that's an urban legend. Prove it.

Okay. If you're sure.

Did you eat my yoghurt?

rattlsnakesmile February 1 2005, 01:34:35 UTC

The yogurt went bad while you were gone. I threw it away.

You want me to find you a copy of the original Grimm Brothers? So you can read it yourself?

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