Absolutely fantastic!
What the hell am I doing awake at this hour? I have to wake up for work in six hours!
Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!
How does the world see me?
Song: Life Is Shit
Artist: The Dead Milkmen
Comment: Man, what?
Will I have a happy life?
Song: Takin' Retards to the Zoo
Artist: The Dead Milkmen
Comment: Apparently I'll have a life of... taking retards to the zoo? So, yeah, happy.
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: The Seven Deadly Sins
Artist: Flogging Molly
Comment: What, all seven of them?
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Cheaters
Artist: I Was A Teenage Satan Worshipper
Comment: Only if they want to cheat on their spouses, apparently.
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Why Are You Looking Grave?
Artist: Mew
Comment: You know, meme? This conversation we're having? It's leading nowhere.
What should I do with my life?
Song: She's With the DJ
Artist: I Was A Teenage Satan Worshipper
Comment: Become a DJ so she will be with me?
Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Eyes Like Planets (Halo33 Remix)
Artist: Bell Hollow
Comment: "This one is the mossy claw/That punctured me/And here's the holes". So apparently because some cunt is running around puncturing people with his mossy claws.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Traffic Light Rock
Artist: XTC
Comment: Colour signals?
When will I find some love?
Song: Something Must Break
Artist: Joy Division
Comment: Is that all? I'm good at breaking stuff.
Will I ever have children?
Song: Deborah Carne
Artist: White Rose Movement
Comment: The song is named after a 17-year old girl who was killed by dousing her in gasoline and burning her. So... um... what?
Will I die happy?
Song: Open Air
Artist: Magenta Skycode
Comment: "Into the great wide open/All the faces set one day like the sun". So, obvious death symbolism there. I like this song. Therefore, I will die happy.
What is some good advice for me?
Song: Pig Heil Jam
Artist: White Rose Movement
Comment: Which of these wonderful pieces of advice? "Breathe in", "show my shit to the world" , "Penetrate, could tear at any moment" or all of the above?
What is happiness?
Song: The Model
Artist: Big Black
Comment: Happiness is gawking at models?
What is my favorite fetish?
Song: Time - The End of Time
Artist: The Chameleons
Comment: That would explain why I always stare at the clock when I'm getting busy, oh yeah.
What should I try?
Song: MAKING SENSE
Artist: POLYSICS
Comment: Alright. Gotcha. I'll get right to it, pronto.
Is the Divine Being on my side?
Song: Swallow Me
Artist: Feeding Fingers
Comment: I don't believe in "the Divine Being", but apparently I shall be devoured first when Cthulhu rises from under the ocean.
How will I be remembered?
Song: What You Meant
Artist: Franz Ferdinand
Comment: I'll leave everyone confused about something I said, so let's get it over with: PINEAPPLE!!!
What philosophy describes me?
Song: Peilitalo
Artist: Musta Paraati
Comment: What an absolutely useless song for the purposes of this question. I guess that would be a pretty accurate answer.
What philosophy should I use?
Song: Here Today
Artist: The Chameleons
Comment: Either I should live in the moment... OR "There's madness here today"!
What do I need more of?
Song: All Apart and No Fall
Artist: The Prids
Comment: Projections are good. We are predicting 100% apart and 0% fall.
What type of guy/girl should I look for?
Song: Bad Horse (Chorus)
Artist: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Comment: My ideal guy is the thoroughbred of sin?
Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!
How does the world see me?
Song: Life Is Shit
Artist: The Dead Milkmen
Comment: Man, what?
Will I have a happy life?
Song: Takin' Retards to the Zoo
Artist: The Dead Milkmen
Comment: Apparently I'll have a life of... taking retards to the zoo? So, yeah, happy.
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: The Seven Deadly Sins
Artist: Flogging Molly
Comment: What, all seven of them?
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Cheaters
Artist: I Was A Teenage Satan Worshipper
Comment: Only if they want to cheat on their spouses, apparently.
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Why Are You Looking Grave?
Artist: Mew
Comment: You know, meme? This conversation we're having? It's leading nowhere.
What should I do with my life?
Song: She's With the DJ
Artist: I Was A Teenage Satan Worshipper
Comment: Become a DJ so she will be with me?
Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Eyes Like Planets (Halo33 Remix)
Artist: Bell Hollow
Comment: "This one is the mossy claw/That punctured me/And here's the holes". So apparently because some cunt is running around puncturing people with his mossy claws.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Traffic Light Rock
Artist: XTC
Comment: Colour signals?
When will I find some love?
Song: Something Must Break
Artist: Joy Division
Comment: Is that all? I'm good at breaking stuff.
Will I ever have children?
Song: Deborah Carne
Artist: White Rose Movement
Comment: The song is named after a 17-year old girl who was killed by dousing her in gasoline and burning her. So... um... what?
Will I die happy?
Song: Open Air
Artist: Magenta Skycode
Comment: "Into the great wide open/All the faces set one day like the sun". So, obvious death symbolism there. I like this song. Therefore, I will die happy.
What is some good advice for me?
Song: Pig Heil Jam
Artist: White Rose Movement
Comment: Which of these wonderful pieces of advice? "Breathe in", "show my shit to the world" , "Penetrate, could tear at any moment" or all of the above?
What is happiness?
Song: The Model
Artist: Big Black
Comment: Happiness is gawking at models?
What is my favorite fetish?
Song: Time - The End of Time
Artist: The Chameleons
Comment: That would explain why I always stare at the clock when I'm getting busy, oh yeah.
What should I try?
Song: MAKING SENSE
Artist: POLYSICS
Comment: Alright. Gotcha. I'll get right to it, pronto.
Is the Divine Being on my side?
Song: Swallow Me
Artist: Feeding Fingers
Comment: I don't believe in "the Divine Being", but apparently I shall be devoured first when Cthulhu rises from under the ocean.
How will I be remembered?
Song: What You Meant
Artist: Franz Ferdinand
Comment: I'll leave everyone confused about something I said, so let's get it over with: PINEAPPLE!!!
What philosophy describes me?
Song: Peilitalo
Artist: Musta Paraati
Comment: What an absolutely useless song for the purposes of this question. I guess that would be a pretty accurate answer.
What philosophy should I use?
Song: Here Today
Artist: The Chameleons
Comment: Either I should live in the moment... OR "There's madness here today"!
What do I need more of?
Song: All Apart and No Fall
Artist: The Prids
Comment: Projections are good. We are predicting 100% apart and 0% fall.
What type of guy/girl should I look for?
Song: Bad Horse (Chorus)
Artist: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Comment: My ideal guy is the thoroughbred of sin?