i got food poisoning from taco bell and threw up all night.  and then the patriots lost. 
dude, bummer.

I think that one way to tell you have grown up is if you met yourself from a couple calendars back and your current self wanted to punch them.
I sometimes wonder what I'm getting hit for right now.  It could be healthy to always be in arms with your future self.  It means you will never stop learning, although emotionally, it may leave several

2008 is very important to me.  It means only 4 more years until the 200th anniversary of the war of 1812.  Put that in your pipe and don't inhale it.

I had a dream and I drowned in the crystal clear water.  One of the scariest dreams of my entire life, I actually woke up screaming.  Meanwhile, I'm still the coolest person I know.  

More often than not, I find that I just want to lay in bed all day. 

My dogs are going to die tomorrow.   

i got beat up 2x on friday.  i can't collect my thoughts properly.  i think i hate this town, but maybe it's my fault. 

you may say i ain't free, it don't worry me. 

i think someone is living in my apartment while i'm away.  

billionaires only feel like a million bucks on bad days.