Well, if college/school becomes to stressful for any of you, and you feel like you need a Chris hug (You know, that thing you have no idea how it is, since I never actually hug people), I have a solution. Hug the Teddy Bear Chris.
As for death, I'm immortal. I stole the life force of all babies born in Georgia this entire summer. Then I harnessed this power into a delicious slushie drink, which I consumed with great rapidity and joy. Now I'm an unstoppable force. Should the world cower in fear? Yes, oh yes.
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And I'll try not to die if you'll try not to die.
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And I'll try not to, but I am going to walking across busy streets on a daily basis, so I make no promises.
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