Numbered Meme
1. Anthony
2. Ian
3. Merlin
4. Ron Weasley
5. Arthur
6. Cristabel
7. Edward
Let's begin, shall we? You can write simple responses, or drawn out paragraphs.
1. Number 3 and 6 get into a bareknuckled brawl. How does the fight go? Who wins? The reasoning for the fight is up to you. (If you are not feeling particularly creative then Number 6 has delivered a pride destroying insult to 3.) Merlin is angry at Crista because she tried to reveal his magic to Arthur and now he is beating her up. He wins even without his magic and Crista is helpless against him. She almost dies.
2. Numbers 5,4,and 1 get together to play a prank on 7. ("Prank" can be anything from a clever house egging, to joyfully tearing off a limb.) Not really possible to pull a prank on a vampire.
3. Number 7 is pissed. How do they take their rage out on 2? (Why are they pissed? Is two likely to survive?) Edward drinks Ian's blood for his rage because Ian just happens to be there at the moment. Edward is pissed because someone killed Bella. ;) But he suddenly becomes his normal self and is horrified, and flees, leaving Ian to slowly become a vampire painfully.
4. Number 2 attempts to win the affection of 6. How does 6 react?
Crista faints, and then Ian kidnaps her. When she wakes up, they have passionate sex.
5. The gang stumbles upon a rogue Sue whilst wandering about the DA universe. Who steps up to eliminate the menace. (If you are feeling really brutal, pick an actual Mary Sue you despise to inflict pain upon. If you feel you should ask permission, by all means go ahead. Just don't advertise to the creator that their "unique" character may suffer a slight case of disembowelment.) All the people with magic step up to kill the Mary Sue.
6. Numbers 4 and 1 are pissed of at my excessive use of parenthesis. How to they try to deal with the problem? (Do they angrily shout through the forth wall? Do they break into reality and-OH GOD! STOP PUNCHING ME!) Ron yells a wrong curse at you while Anthony is hit by the curse instead and is turned into a frog.
7.Now that 4 and 1 are finished with their job (HA! I live.) They have a drink in a dive bar where 7 and 3 are bartending. Edward eats the frog while Merlin rapes Ron because he had magic also.
8. Number 6 comes into contact with a strange artifact shaped like a chickens egg and encrusted with gemstones. What does it do? What do they use it for? Crista can't figure out what it is so she cracks it open and makes scrambled eggs.
9.Alright, time for some fun. 5 wakes up in a paralell diminsion in which they are married to 3 with three children. (If same sex, SURPRISE! 3 is now genderbent, thanks to the power of the internet.) YES, THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER AND REALIZED THEIR LOVE.
10. Number 1 is discovered to be a vampire. (If already a vampire, werewolf, mummy, etc. They are now a sentient golem made of fish.) Anthony goes and makes Ian, his true love, a vampire as well. Then they have sex all day.
11. 5 dies. Tragic. How did it happen? Does anyone care? (Don't worry, the meme requires them. Even meme related deaths cannot put the stalwart 5 down for good.) Arthur died from a dragon attack. Only Merlin cared; nobody else cared since he was since a prat.
12. Number 6 is fused with a badger. What has science done. Crista uses her newly discovered badger powers to go wreak terror upon the world. She makes Canada the capital of the world, with herself as the Holy Badger Empress.
13. Numbers 5 and 7 face down a rampaging Doom Walrus. How do they go about killing the beast? (Be creative as well as descriptive. Your Doom Walrus will be different from others. Does it have magical powers? Is it gigantic? Does it wield a mighty bukkit?) The Doom Walrus is at least the size of a giant iceberg, and is able to shot boiling peep from his eyes. Arthur uses his sword to chop out his harmful eyes while Edward slowly eats small chucks of the walrus until there is nothing left. They sell walrus meat and become billionaires.
14. Number 2 wakes up in bed with 3's arm slung over them in a dusty hotel room. 2's head hurts like a bitch and can't recall why this hangover is so bad. (Had to do it. Does 3 wake up? How does 2 cope with this situation?) Ian freaks out, but Merlin then wakes up and they makeout for thirty minutes.
15. Number 5 and 6 sing kareoke. How does it go? Crista wins over Arthur, who slaps her when they are done. But then Crista poisons him that night while crackling evilly.
16. Ninjas of the Clee-Shay clan surround 1. What does one do? Anthony joins them instead of fighting them, helping them take over the world.
17. The group is at an artistc class. Number 6 has volunteered to be a nude model. Is this accepted? Or is the group revolted? Who has the strongest reaction? Since everyone in the group is secretly in love with her, they can't keep their eyes off her. They all have the same reaction. They all have an orgy late into the night.
18. Number 7 has a chance to go back and alter a past event. What do they do? How has their life changed as a result? Edward would go back and make sure he was dead before Carlisle had the chance to make him a vampire.
19. Number 4 shrinks down to be rat sized. Number 5 spots them. What happens? Arthur kills him, thinking he is actually a rat.
20. A charecter of your choice awakens and realizes that this meme was a meme within a dream within a meme. Or just a dream, whose to say? Crista realizes this, and goes insane because she was having such a good time.
2. Ian
3. Merlin
4. Ron Weasley
5. Arthur
6. Cristabel
7. Edward
Let's begin, shall we? You can write simple responses, or drawn out paragraphs.
1. Number 3 and 6 get into a bareknuckled brawl. How does the fight go? Who wins? The reasoning for the fight is up to you. (If you are not feeling particularly creative then Number 6 has delivered a pride destroying insult to 3.) Merlin is angry at Crista because she tried to reveal his magic to Arthur and now he is beating her up. He wins even without his magic and Crista is helpless against him. She almost dies.
2. Numbers 5,4,and 1 get together to play a prank on 7. ("Prank" can be anything from a clever house egging, to joyfully tearing off a limb.) Not really possible to pull a prank on a vampire.
3. Number 7 is pissed. How do they take their rage out on 2? (Why are they pissed? Is two likely to survive?) Edward drinks Ian's blood for his rage because Ian just happens to be there at the moment. Edward is pissed because someone killed Bella. ;) But he suddenly becomes his normal self and is horrified, and flees, leaving Ian to slowly become a vampire painfully.
4. Number 2 attempts to win the affection of 6. How does 6 react?
Crista faints, and then Ian kidnaps her. When she wakes up, they have passionate sex.
5. The gang stumbles upon a rogue Sue whilst wandering about the DA universe. Who steps up to eliminate the menace. (If you are feeling really brutal, pick an actual Mary Sue you despise to inflict pain upon. If you feel you should ask permission, by all means go ahead. Just don't advertise to the creator that their "unique" character may suffer a slight case of disembowelment.) All the people with magic step up to kill the Mary Sue.
6. Numbers 4 and 1 are pissed of at my excessive use of parenthesis. How to they try to deal with the problem? (Do they angrily shout through the forth wall? Do they break into reality and-OH GOD! STOP PUNCHING ME!) Ron yells a wrong curse at you while Anthony is hit by the curse instead and is turned into a frog.
7.Now that 4 and 1 are finished with their job (HA! I live.) They have a drink in a dive bar where 7 and 3 are bartending. Edward eats the frog while Merlin rapes Ron because he had magic also.
8. Number 6 comes into contact with a strange artifact shaped like a chickens egg and encrusted with gemstones. What does it do? What do they use it for? Crista can't figure out what it is so she cracks it open and makes scrambled eggs.
9.Alright, time for some fun. 5 wakes up in a paralell diminsion in which they are married to 3 with three children. (If same sex, SURPRISE! 3 is now genderbent, thanks to the power of the internet.) YES, THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER AND REALIZED THEIR LOVE.
10. Number 1 is discovered to be a vampire. (If already a vampire, werewolf, mummy, etc. They are now a sentient golem made of fish.) Anthony goes and makes Ian, his true love, a vampire as well. Then they have sex all day.
11. 5 dies. Tragic. How did it happen? Does anyone care? (Don't worry, the meme requires them. Even meme related deaths cannot put the stalwart 5 down for good.) Arthur died from a dragon attack. Only Merlin cared; nobody else cared since he was since a prat.
12. Number 6 is fused with a badger. What has science done. Crista uses her newly discovered badger powers to go wreak terror upon the world. She makes Canada the capital of the world, with herself as the Holy Badger Empress.
13. Numbers 5 and 7 face down a rampaging Doom Walrus. How do they go about killing the beast? (Be creative as well as descriptive. Your Doom Walrus will be different from others. Does it have magical powers? Is it gigantic? Does it wield a mighty bukkit?) The Doom Walrus is at least the size of a giant iceberg, and is able to shot boiling peep from his eyes. Arthur uses his sword to chop out his harmful eyes while Edward slowly eats small chucks of the walrus until there is nothing left. They sell walrus meat and become billionaires.
14. Number 2 wakes up in bed with 3's arm slung over them in a dusty hotel room. 2's head hurts like a bitch and can't recall why this hangover is so bad. (Had to do it. Does 3 wake up? How does 2 cope with this situation?) Ian freaks out, but Merlin then wakes up and they makeout for thirty minutes.
15. Number 5 and 6 sing kareoke. How does it go? Crista wins over Arthur, who slaps her when they are done. But then Crista poisons him that night while crackling evilly.
16. Ninjas of the Clee-Shay clan surround 1. What does one do? Anthony joins them instead of fighting them, helping them take over the world.
17. The group is at an artistc class. Number 6 has volunteered to be a nude model. Is this accepted? Or is the group revolted? Who has the strongest reaction? Since everyone in the group is secretly in love with her, they can't keep their eyes off her. They all have the same reaction. They all have an orgy late into the night.
18. Number 7 has a chance to go back and alter a past event. What do they do? How has their life changed as a result? Edward would go back and make sure he was dead before Carlisle had the chance to make him a vampire.
19. Number 4 shrinks down to be rat sized. Number 5 spots them. What happens? Arthur kills him, thinking he is actually a rat.
20. A charecter of your choice awakens and realizes that this meme was a meme within a dream within a meme. Or just a dream, whose to say? Crista realizes this, and goes insane because she was having such a good time.