David: I'm going to eat something ( Read more... )

Fuck.

There are some absolutes in life. Here are some of them:
1) Liz makes my night at work less bland.
2) Bosnian folk music makes me want to manually remove my own ears with an eggbeater.
3) Working the graveyard shift at McDonald's sucks gangrenous penguin foreskin.
More to come.

Well, I'm fucked. I've got my $762 payment on car insurance due in 3 days, and I've got about $250 saved up. I've been irresponsible and squandered my money this summer, so it looks like I'm going to have to walk/bike to work until I can find a) the money I need to get that payment; or b) another car insurance provider that's more affordable ( Read more... )

Da family reunion was pretty awesome. It went from last thursday to this sunday. I've several younger cousins that look up to me (little do they know!) and our shenanigans are the shiznit. Friday we went tubing (i got thrown at 45 mph!) and Saturday I learned a kewl new card game called "gimpsch" - heavy on teamwork and bluffing, which, for the ( Read more... )

You scored as Democrat. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'>

Democrat
92%
Anarchism
75%
Green
42%
Socialist
42%
Communism
25%
Fascism
17%
Nazi
0%
Republican
0%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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You Are 28% American
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Today, I went fishing with Bryce and Tyler at Big Creek. And by that, I mean that we went down there without bait or more than one functional rod. While Bryce and Tyler left to get bait and fishing rods, I sat there on the delta casting nothin' but lure, and promptly got a citation for this (catch and release, casting nothing but lure, and ( Read more... )

Hot Tamale
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 63! You're hot! You've read a lot. You've done a lot, and there's a lot ( Read more... )

I've recently come across a religion with which I've found that I almost wholeheartedly agree: LaVeyan Satanism. I know what you're thinking: "David's finally gone whacko, and we must shun him." Let me assuage your fears, I'm still sane and thinking rationally (more or less ( Read more... )