Gaah!

[ravana]

I return home today to find that the entire house stinks to high heaven! The culprit? An obscure (to us) Southeast Asian fruit known as durian. Holy CRAP, the smell is so pungent and potent...sort of like a sulfurous yet organic/sweet smell...yikes. My dad so thoughtfully brought it back from Houston, and proceeded to describe to me that, had the

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[lauuren]

Kristen, I hope I never run into *you* freshly fallen from a tree. Not because you would (necessarily) stink that bad, but because you might be hurt, and my recent conversion to Jainism would make me too worried about having your death on my karma to help you out. So, I'm lying, but... I got my second present today, and it was awesome. Thanks so much! And please no falling off trees.

A sight I never thought I'd see:

[ravana]

My 12 year old Indonesian stepsister in a confedarate flag t-shirt. I mean, WHO GAVE THAT TO HER?! It says, "It's a Southern thing," so I guess that's why she has it...? I was baffled and amused. But my dad really shouldn't let her wear that thing out of the house. Specially in places like East TEXAS (zing!!) - might be dangerous. I'm glad the USPS didn't lose your gifts =)

[katexas]

I heard durian tastes like cold scrambled eggs. On PBS.

[ravana]

It tastes SMOKY. Its so weird. I think I hate it because I smelled it again.
What's up name doppleganger? I'm going to add you...how's the sprawling cancer that is H-town??