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[raven_ponder]

I need a good shag, this is insane.

Oh crap I've ben feeling sick, I've been throwing up...nastystuff. I haven't drank enough for this to happen.

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[black_cissy]

I agree with whoever replied above me.

And... what is this "shag" you talk of? Is it some type of rug...?

[wickedboydraco]

Don't be naive, mother.

And don't talk to him.

[black_cissy]

What is it? It's some type of slang word, isn't it? What does it mean?

Why shouldn't I? What's wrong with him?

[wickedboydraco]

A 'shag' is what you're so convinced Pansy wants to do with me. And Bradley is the sort of person who indulges in a lot of 'shagging'.

[black_cissy]

Wait, is it... intercourse?

You're not having sexual intercourse with Parkinson, are you? She's a whore.

You're all much too young for that! Why are you all having intercourse? That's repulsive for teenagers!

[wickedboydraco]

I'm not having intercourse, mother. And please stop repeating that word over and over.

[black_cissy]

Well, then, keep it that way.

What? Sexual intercourse? It's a word, Dracoikins. I may say what I wish. Besides, I'm your mother. Don't you know how you came into the world in the first place?

[wickedboydraco]

I do, but it isn't something I care to be reminded of all the time.

[black_cissy]

Fine, then. Don't make me remind you. Do I have to tell you about how your father and I made you?

[wickedboydraco]

No.

[black_cissy]

All right, then.

One cold October night...

[wickedboydraco]

Shutup!

[black_cissy]

Do I need to keep going?

[wickedboydraco]

Gah!

[black_cissy]

Gah? Gah what?

[wickedboydraco]

It's a non-verbal expression of my disgust and embarassment.