Gillies Gathering, in G minor; AN ÚBERBLOG!!!
*Sticks on Sleep Now in the Fire and enters a zen like computer-boy state*
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You see how they both have a glazed over look on them? Thats cos Ally is over the camerapersons shoulder trying to fit a whole orange in his mouth.
Im sorry Cally...but you really are fucking tiny...
IT WAS EVEN BIGGER THAN LAST TIME WOO!! but then again...this one did get knocked over...
Ah, me with a look of witful regret or mourning. The "They've gone and eaten the last jammy dodger and not given me any." look as i like to say.
Bah, who needs jammy dodgers when you have Laura (Note: Must be said like the scissor sisters)
WITH PRINGLES!!!
*rawr*
*further rawr*
*rawr^3*
STU STU STU STU!!!!!
oooooh, steamy....
ooooooh, scary!!
as long as no1 asks why im behind gill and shes making that face, the lawyers dont have to get involved ok...?
ITS R%FUS T FIREFLLLLLLLLLYYYY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!
And he's making that hat fucking burn baby!
and yes he was there
You'd be all over him too and you know it...
Gillie n Lynzie hie-hie-hie
Ali and Claire here...didnt see much of Ali after a while....wierdness...
Ah eys thats a clasical "We're in GAP magazine and you know it" stance
THEN CLAIRE GOT THERE!!! WOO!!
And curry got even taller!!! fuuuck!
As mad as a hatter, they say...
Remember kids; If you feel uncomfortable with checking your testicles for abnomalities, have a friend do it for you. (FULL BODY CONTACT OPTIONAL)
But no...the elusive Natalie is yet to be propperly captured on film...
"Hey! Whats wrong with youuuuuuu? ......." (yeah i used that 1 last time but c'mon, you seen how many fucking captions i need to write here? fuck, i should get paid in sex for this shit...)
oh yes...they're both perfectly sober...
hey another with the mighty portious! and hes getting a blowjob off of a teddy, how cute! how cool do the guys look when holding a beer eh? and then theres ross......who looks like he's trying to blow one off...
great pic of me and the lovely claire if you dont mind me saying so myself
"There! you see it? theres a camera!" "Yeeeah...you want some coke mr camera?"
Anderson is actually naked from the waist down but the camera just got it out of shot... [insert size joke here, and no this tiny font isnt the joke....or is it?]
"Who the fuck brought waffles and didnt tell me!?" was the cry... (Note: This is the only picture featuring the mighty Portious! and he's so mighty, even teh legendary euan cant help but stare in awe!)
"Did the fun ever end!?" i hear you cry....oh never, I say...
ah, more "awwwwism" but with some, "im fucking shatteredism" from evans there...
you know im kinda worried about how much she smiles, yikes, my face would be in agony by now...hmmm, maybe R%fus is just standing on her foot or something, its possible...you can see the pain in her eyes...and into the black soul of the hatter next to her...remind me to never write fiction...
Ah yes, this is where i secretly held a gun to Callys ribs while euan secured her feet and read out the 69 ways to please your lover in various accents; Pure comedy gold. getting off on it was just a bonus...which we can ALL agree...
Now here, R%fus wanted the camera to be there. Natalie and Claire however, didnt.
something tells me Lyndz didnt feel like performing performing oral sex with the stuffed bear while the camerapeoples were watching... (im gonna get so fucking killed for this shit...)
And the search for the next James Bond was over...
the storersaurus rex stalks his prey...ONLY FOR IT TO TAKE HIM FROM BEHIND!!!
Oh yes Will, you were the life of the party....well the wobbly legs and impaired vision of it anyway...
but dont worry, you werent eh only 1 havin a drink...(guess which ones sobererer)
oh he doesnt look stoned at all...
hee-hee...
the do's and donts of hair straightening...
**Claire, when not being a useful photographer, cleaner and party animal, can be used as an easily transportable chair. As is about to be demonstrated by Stu.**
phwoar...
no, as much as he would want to have, he didnt ahve anythig to do with the new 'doo'
there were now four cameras, all of whom he loved very very much and thought they were really great, really great, guys, guys...
*fried1*
Ah, alcohol and an empty stomach, fun fun fun....
storer. And the colour orange.
awww, huggles
Ricardo and his muscle arrive to provide "Entertainment" for the gentlemen viewers; "Eh? You want coke!? You want Girls!? I get you preeety coke girls!! Everybody happy eh!?"
OH! what do you do with a drunken santa, drunken santa, drunken santa!?!
R%fus looking very unstoned....*breaks down with laughter*
willys just seen what ali's hair looks like when its straightened...did we happen to mention Willy got a bit drunk by any chance?
oops, looks like Callys caught the perv trying to take pics of her in her sleep... (and no it wasnt me)
any1 else reminded of a drunken grandparent at new year right now?
R%fus, seriously man what is it with you n being in pictures?! (AND NOT LOOKING SHITE!?)
Oooo! Nightvision!
...theres a hole in that crisp packet btw...look at him trying to look all innocent...and richi trying not to look all like slyvester stalone...
Claire looking all grown up n motherly...and really rather good for it being like 7am in that pic...
hmmm, hair pushed back behind the ears...baseball bat in hand...and a diet coke!? God this is just one big gay metaphor! (Note: look at the wierd kid on the lemonade bottle...wouldnt fancy drinking that shit he thats what happens to me...)
woof!
oh you would...
ricardo there i think...
There were no gutters available so thats where he ended up for a while...
Huh? 16? Im satisfied! (you all knew it was comming or that he was! *ba-da-dum-tish*)
and no gill, bedsheets dont taste all that good...
Ah yes, it was all good, clean, molestation free, fun...
...well...mostly...
yes thats where they left you when you kind of passed out will...hope you enjoy the rest of the show ^-^ :-P
Now THAT is how a real man sleeps! (provided he lose the watch)
Ah well forget about him, he's like the fucking energiser bunny...
the proverbial "out for the count"...conveniant that he moved himself into the recovery possition wasnt it...
*fried2* but still looking good! WANKER! (Note: under no circumstances, ever touch those feet, provided you enjoy life that is...)
schweepy winzy
is he alseep or just pleasuring himself, i just cant tell...
got an unadentified sleeping person here...any guesses, i think it may be gill...
awww, wook at the wittle sweeping stoner.... (im gonna get a fuckin punch 2morrow)
Ummmm, i think theres a fiona in there somewhere...if not...thats one hell of a fucking huge condom...
im in there sumwhere...
"The morning after"
But had every1 sobered up by then..?
.....had.....they....fuck.....
oooh, my camera! from which sum1 was deleting pictures....
This Willy may be erect, but he's still asleep!!!
That's All Folks!
Now this has taken me fucking hours, this better work cos ive maxed out my 25Mb photobucket to get this to work...so please...give generously:
Your two pounds a month could help this struggling comedian to buy himself another really cool jacket or at least a really cool looking sword, thank you for your time.