1. So you think that ive got an evil mind ( Read more... )

yeah its been a while since ive actually updated on anything let alone somethings thats goin on in my life,

so here it is,

you asked for it.

No we didnt.

*SLAP*

Yes. Yes you did.

Well life in general is mediocre, no ones died ~Yay!~ but no ones been killed ~Boo!~  and things seem to be moving along with nothing spectacular happening...cept that ( Read more... )

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( So yeah, a real productive night... )

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Tremble mortals for it is again time for maximum rockage to cometh forth,

for lo, the dave has a gallon of custurd and an unholy will to devour the lot

and bringest thou but one step closer to thine enlightenment and the cheerios...

~~25:17; The Second book of Dave: Love Thy Snackage.

so yeah, with any luck ill be able to keep typing for a good ( Read more... )

its a bit wet outside now, damned lazy snow...second time its just been for one day this winter, every time we get our hopes up it stops then fades away before the days out ( Read more... )

evening LJ, tonight i gave my second load of "Humanade" and the lightheadedness is bringing upon delusions of happyness so i thought id update a lil...and by a lil i mean a lil...none of this fucking huge shite that needs an LJ-cut so that it doesnt piss people off...

( Or does it? )

the current weather status has been called "minor hurricane" or so ive been told...any1 up for a walk ( Read more... )

well here it fucking is....2005.....so far, dave approves...the hug/time ratio fucking rocks, at this rate ill be spening 17 weeks in people arms..... doubt itll happen though :(.....wow wow wow, wait a sec, come to thing of it spending 17weeks unnable to fart freely would suck...no matter how much covert fondling goes on.... ( and if you dont know ( Read more... )