If I Didn't Have a Dog

[raven89]

If I Didn't Have a Dog

I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.

My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated.

All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be free
of hair. When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like a kennel.

When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without wading

Comments

[ghost_light]

This is marvelous, thanks! My parents always had a dog while I was growing up. As soon as I went to college, they got 2. Now they have 3.