The Secret Diary of Silvia Castro - Topic: Paperwork

[raven_bard]

Title: The Secret Diary of Silvia Castro

Rating: NC-17 (Don’t make me explain. I’m sure you smart intelligent people can figure out the reason for the rating)

Pairing: Pepa/Silvia

Summary: What if Silvia kept a diary...of ALL her sexual exploits with Pepa?

A/N: Ok well, this wasn’t suppose to debut until after Romance but hey I stuck my

Comments

[lenageek]

Holy motherfrakking shit, I can't WAIT to see the rest of Silvia's diary!! It's 4:30am here and I'm just about a pile of goo on the floor after reading this! I'm surprised that Silvia's paper/Word file itself doesn't shrivel up/delete itself from the sheer hotness that's being written on it!

Hm, what's Pepa's diary of their sexual exploits like? Inquiring minds want to know!

[raven_bard]

Oh no. No, no, no. I REFUSE to write Pepa's sexual diary. That would be...it would be...*shakes head vigorously* No way....the ideas for the lil story already had me in a tailspin.

And wow you beat my wife to comment! *chuckles* 4:30am? Aren't you sleepy? This should help you sleep, no? *snickers*

Well I'm glad you enjoyed this lil sneak preview. Cuz that's what it is...I have to finish Romance before I continue this one; I can't juggle two stories, I'll lose my mind.

[junebuggy01]

HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT ON RICE!!!! I-I-I that was... that was just... Holy Fuck! And then there was... oh my god... I-I can't... and then... um... BUTT_SMUT!!!!... and then.. I was... holy crap, I think... I can't think... Um... God that was. Yeah. *nods*

[raven_bard]

Whoa, whoa there, darlin'. *fans you* You need to breathe. Inhale, exhale. Can ya do that for me? *hands you an ice cube* Here, it's my last one. I was too lazy to refill the icebox. Are ya ok? I was nervous writing butt_smut *chews on lip* It's not exactly my area of expertise.

[junebuggy01]

Umm... god I needed a sec to cool down after reading. That ice cube melted as quickly as you gave it to me... I think I'll be okay. *Shakes head* My roommate is gonna think I'm crazy for taking a shower this early.

OMG, I can't even think. You broke my brain with this entry. I was gonna compliment something about yur expertise and stuff, but I can't think of words right now. Except that I love you!

[raven_bard]

*chuckles* Well I'm glad you enjoyed it, darlin'. There's your smut fix til someone else writes one. Soo uh...can I come outta the doghouse now? Pwease? *puppy dog eyes*

[vickiheartpepsi]

O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK ME DEAD!!!
OMGOMGOMGOMG ICEICEICEICEICE*runs around house to find ice*....SHIT WER'S MY ICE?!!!!
HOLY SCHNITZEL!!!!!
*faints*

[raven_bard]

*roars with laughter* Sorry, I just had the image of you running around your house frantically with your head on fire. *giggles* Didja find the ice bucket? Oh...you fainted. *kneels beside you and places a cool cloth over your head* There, now. All better? It's not like I didn't warn y'all. It was rated NC-17!

But I take your semi-crazed comment as you liking the sneak preview very much, so thank you! For reading and commenting as well. :-)

[vickiheartpepsi]

did i like it?!
DID I LIKE IT?!!!
no...i didn't like it..honestly.:(

I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!(ok that was lame:P)
but yea...keep it up!!! cant wait to c wat ur *cough dirty cough* mind comes up wif:P
thnx again for the fic:)

Good heavens.....

[suusanne]

Good Heavens, how do you do that? One minute write roamncing the pain and than this....SMUT!! I need some relieve....OMG..you're good...you have too many wives already, need a mistress??

Re: Good heavens.....

[raven_bard]

*shrugs sheepishly* I kinda started writing this a few days ago...wasn't sure exactly where I was gonna go with it but then like I said, I got into deep shit with my wives so it kinda boosted my muse to finish this up and offer it up as a peace offering. *chuckles*

And thank you for your lovely comments. As for that mistress comment...aww darlin' I'm immensely flattered but I already got one. I don't think I can keep up with anymore women...the 2 wives and 1 mistress kinda render me exhausted already. *laughs* But thank you!

[mmm_kekse]

Holy fuck!!!! ... yeah should have read this one first ... fuck... wow... yeah... no... head empty ... I gotta ..uhm...stuff... and... shower... maybe...yeah... cold shower ... good Diary good *nods*

[raven_bard]

*snickers* Yeah, surrre. Sure, you're just going for a shower. *laughs* Well kiddo, I'm glad you enjoyed this lil sneak preview...it's like one of those peep shows at the sex shops, no? Lol.

Have fun "showering" *chuckles*

[mmm_kekse]

LOL of course I'm just showering *whistles innocently* what else would I be doing after reading something like that? I'm sure everyone here is just taking showers. *laughs*
'cause we all fell so dirty now. yeah.. that's it! *chuckles*
but wait we don't have to pay to see the full show right? LOL

[raven_bard]

*snickers* Eh, not in cash, no. More like payment is gonna come via angst from Romance. Like I told Lena, I can't juggle two stories...I'll go mad. Soo..this sneak preview is just to give you a taste of what's to come and relieve you of the angst I'm putting y'all through so far.

As for my muse and brain...hey I didn't do nothing! They came with the package that is me. *laughs* Does that terrify you? And yeah, Aus is nice but right now there's some crazy heatwave going on...it's killing me. I hate the heat. *frowns*