procrastination methodology at 3 am
Memetime. It's been so long since I stretched my memeing muscles.
TECHNOLOGY:
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Torchwood screencap, Jack and Ianto from "Exit Wounds".
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
In the dorm room: one; suite: two.
BIOLOGY:
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Relentlessly right-handed.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Blood, a piece of glass out of my heel after a bit of self-surgery
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A box of books.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
No, but came close when I broke my foot. Also, Midol makes me go loopy and then fall asleep in unexpected places.
BULLSHITOLOGY:
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Shasta Firecracker
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Green
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Oh yeah. (Says the several tubs of Play-Doh that got digested about ten years ago.)
DAREOLOGY:
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Is that offer retroactive? Fork it over.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Depends on which hand, the method of removal, the purpose of removal, and whether or not I needed the money.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Hard one. No, because some of my friends I only know online, and I can't sell my relationships with other people.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Depends on the magazine and the circumstance. A resounding No if it's for an advertisement. Otherwise it would depend on whether I agree with the message the photo is intended to send.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
No. I value the integrity of my digestive system.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
No.
DUMBOLOGY:
Q: What is in your left pocket?
My pyjama pants don't have pockets.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
N/A. Have no desire to see it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Yes. In the dorm: something nasty masquerading as carpet, plus tile in the lobby.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Umm... two.
LASTOLOGY:
Q: Last person who texted you?
Uh... Leigh? I think I've gotten, like, two texts. Ever.
Q: Last person who called you?
Andy.
Q: Person you hugged?
Mom and/or Dad.
FAVORITOLOGY:
Q: Favorite number?
7 and 42
Q: Season?
Fall and spring are running neck and neck. Then winter. Summer's hanging off the bottom of the list, and mafia!winter is stomping its fingers to make it let go.
Q: Color?
Blue. Off-blues, not true blue, cerulean or navy. Grey-blues and slate, mostly. Yeah, that was way too specific. Also black, cream and silver.
CURRENTOLOGY:
Q: Missing someone?
My parents, cats and puppy.
Q: Mood?
Sick up and fed with exams, plus the usual anxiety over wondering why I'm even bothering with this educational system crap, and the prospect of a whole damn lot of nothing if I dropped out.
Q: Listening to?
Yo La Tengo. Loudly in headphones. Because my roommate, who is a lovely person and all, is snoring. OMG SHUT UP.
Q: Watching?
Clips from Kingdom of Heaven on Youtube. I have this craving to watch it again, but I don't have it here.
Q: Worrying about?
Too much.
Q: Wearing?
Pyjama pants with cats on them, tank top, butterfly hair clip. Glasses?
RANDOMOLOGY:
Q: First place you went this morning?
Shower. Then class (American Lit II).
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Go home.
Q: Do you smile often?
Yep.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
I think I am. I mean to be. I try to always remember to apologize for snapping, and not to talk cruelly about people behind their backs. Otherwise I just act like myself.
Swiped from rainweaver13. Does anyone else want to take my three exams and write my 6-10 page paper and do my presentation for me so that I can just go the hell home already?
I'm just ready to get out of here.
-rave
TECHNOLOGY:
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Torchwood screencap, Jack and Ianto from "Exit Wounds".
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
In the dorm room: one; suite: two.
BIOLOGY:
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Relentlessly right-handed.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Blood, a piece of glass out of my heel after a bit of self-surgery
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A box of books.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
No, but came close when I broke my foot. Also, Midol makes me go loopy and then fall asleep in unexpected places.
BULLSHITOLOGY:
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Shasta Firecracker
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Green
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Oh yeah. (Says the several tubs of Play-Doh that got digested about ten years ago.)
DAREOLOGY:
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Is that offer retroactive? Fork it over.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Depends on which hand, the method of removal, the purpose of removal, and whether or not I needed the money.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Hard one. No, because some of my friends I only know online, and I can't sell my relationships with other people.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Depends on the magazine and the circumstance. A resounding No if it's for an advertisement. Otherwise it would depend on whether I agree with the message the photo is intended to send.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
No. I value the integrity of my digestive system.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
No.
DUMBOLOGY:
Q: What is in your left pocket?
My pyjama pants don't have pockets.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
N/A. Have no desire to see it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Yes. In the dorm: something nasty masquerading as carpet, plus tile in the lobby.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Umm... two.
LASTOLOGY:
Q: Last person who texted you?
Uh... Leigh? I think I've gotten, like, two texts. Ever.
Q: Last person who called you?
Andy.
Q: Person you hugged?
Mom and/or Dad.
FAVORITOLOGY:
Q: Favorite number?
7 and 42
Q: Season?
Fall and spring are running neck and neck. Then winter. Summer's hanging off the bottom of the list, and mafia!winter is stomping its fingers to make it let go.
Q: Color?
Blue. Off-blues, not true blue, cerulean or navy. Grey-blues and slate, mostly. Yeah, that was way too specific. Also black, cream and silver.
CURRENTOLOGY:
Q: Missing someone?
My parents, cats and puppy.
Q: Mood?
Sick up and fed with exams, plus the usual anxiety over wondering why I'm even bothering with this educational system crap, and the prospect of a whole damn lot of nothing if I dropped out.
Q: Listening to?
Yo La Tengo. Loudly in headphones. Because my roommate, who is a lovely person and all, is snoring. OMG SHUT UP.
Q: Watching?
Clips from Kingdom of Heaven on Youtube. I have this craving to watch it again, but I don't have it here.
Q: Worrying about?
Too much.
Q: Wearing?
Pyjama pants with cats on them, tank top, butterfly hair clip. Glasses?
RANDOMOLOGY:
Q: First place you went this morning?
Shower. Then class (American Lit II).
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Go home.
Q: Do you smile often?
Yep.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
I think I am. I mean to be. I try to always remember to apologize for snapping, and not to talk cruelly about people behind their backs. Otherwise I just act like myself.
Swiped from rainweaver13. Does anyone else want to take my three exams and write my 6-10 page paper and do my presentation for me so that I can just go the hell home already?
I'm just ready to get out of here.
-rave