Which would you pick - Boone, Rod Stewart, or a hunk of cheese?

[ravenclawvicki]

Last night, I stumbled upon the best bad movie ever. It is called “Lovewrecked” and stars literally the worst actress ever in my opinion - Amanda Bynes. The plot, as far as I could tell from the 10 minutes I saw, is that she and a super hot pop star (played by Chris Carmack, aka gross Luke from the OC) survive a plane crash and are lost together

Comments

[major_mcmunkle]

Maybe Michele should listen to "Maggie May" and then be thrilled to take Rod Stewart for companionship.

[robinelaine]

I would totally pick Rod Stewart:
a) The hunk of cheese would just taunt me, because I'd be so hungry but I'd want to save my last morsel of real food for a desperate moment. When is my most desperate moment? As long as that hunk of cheese is there, every moment is more desperate than the next.
b) Boone is an accident-prone schmuck. I like Boone and think he's cute, but let's be serious: he's clearly a liability.
c) Rod Stewart could sing to me while we build a boat together, and we'd have a long time to talk about where it all went wrong in his career.

[ravenclawvicki]

It's true that Boone is a fuck-up. I wasn't really thinking about anything practical when choosing him. But in a choice between him, Rod Stewart, and the cheese, I would still pick him. The cheese would go bad instantly and Rod Stewart is gross. There is at least a chance that I could do Boone while on the island.

[chevrelait]

Wow. That totally caused a sudden burst of laughter at 6 in the morning. I can't remember the last time I laughed that early in the morning.

Also, that movie sounds terrible, and I HAVE to see it.