duck calling. how can i learn to do this to getz moneyz?

[ravencreature]

In my applying for various scholarships I came across this list.

Special Interests/Attributes (select all that apply)
Adopted/Foster Child/Orphan

Comments

[headhouse]

Go for it. I don't see anything that says you have to be good at it. :)

[ravencreature]

*laughing*

Perhaps I want to change my major to Duck Calling now. A girl can dream :P

[headhouse]

That would look awesome on a resume.

[deuscaritasest]

check off all of them. they never follow up.

[ravencreature]

Easier said than applied... many of them you must prove one thing or another. I'm still checking them all out, regardless.

quack

[ravencreature]

Hrm. Well I am a left-handed, tall (though not unusually so), lesbian who quit drinking (I could call myself an ex-alcoholic) with pet care experience.

I still, however, don't get the "Fat Acceptance Supporter". Is that anything like a jock strap?

[future_bondage]

I have arthritis. Does that mean I get Mobility Challenged?

[ravencreature]

Why not?!?!

At least you could qualify for Tall People!

[becca_maru]

Tall People?

I know it seems silly but...

[ravencreature]

People who are very tall often have problems when their frame is too large to support their weight, not from being too fat (though that would only serve to excaberate the problem), but from too much strain on the musculature and skeletal system, not to mention horrible foot problems.

Re: I know it seems silly but...

[becca_maru]

Well, that doesn't seem silly at all. Since I'm familiar with the term "little people," I wondered if "tall people" just meant tall people or if it referred to people with gigantism.

So you're kinda tall but you're probably not quite tall enough to qualify for a scholarship based on that, huh? :-)