This is all totally and completely Pel's fault. Her and her horrible meme. And then she planted seeds of an idea in my head and zdkljgsd;lgj;fd I WILL EVENTUALLY HAVE REVENGE. I SWEAR IT.
Mildmay was fucking grateful most days that he wasn't a hocus and didn't have to deal with the sort of shit that Felix or Gideon had to go through. And other days he had the urge to get down on his knees and thank Kethe and as many other gods and goddesses as he could think of that he wasn't a hocus.
This was one of those days and in it's own way, it was kind of funny. Felix was fuming in the common area like a cat what had water dumped on it and was glaring at the door to his and Gideon's bedroom as if he wanted to light it on fire. Gideon had kicked him out. Again.
But Mildmay didn't blame Gideon for it. He'd be pissed off too if a fucked up experiment had knocked him up, too.