Today is a dark day for liberals -- really for anyone who values civil liberties ( Read more... )

( A complete waste of time )

Monica and I just returned from our very short visit to New York City. Did I enjoy it? For once I wasn't disappointed. There was so much more I wanted to do and see but there wasn't enough time.

I had a really good time but it was overshadowed by a bad feeling last night and this morning.

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Don't you hate it when your professor says "There's not much to cover tonight, we'll get out early." and then she doesn't shut the fuck up and class ends maybe 90 seconds early??

Yeah, me too. She does it every fucking class.

Big Problem for 'Oprah' Car Winners

Uh oh. Some things really are too good to be true. One of them may be the free Pontiac G6 Oprah Winfrey and General Motors gave to 276 members of "The Oprah Winfrey Show" audience on September 13. Turns out, the car isn't totally free after all ( Read more... )

Because of an underwhelming clamour from my fans -- and a few idle threats to remove me from friend's lists -- here is a post to appease the masses. I'll start with the ever popular phone call from work:

Caller: "I need housing, I'm on [another low income program] but my landlord and I got into it and I shot him. I think I might lose my voucher. ( Read more... )

Yes, classes don't start until tomorrow but I'm already brushing up on my procrastination skills... Two quick things:

1. There are some really fucking stupid bitches at Maxwell's right now.
Stupid Bitch #1: Do you guys have Frappuccino's?
Does this look like fucking Starbucks??

Stupid Bitch #2 (when they get their iced mochas): Hahahahahaha. He ( Read more... )

Deer Ms. H

I am my mother E.B. She did not get the papers I filled out thertore in the
futur please forwad them to me.

Yours in chist,
D.B.

Note: this letter was accompanied by the paperwork we supposedly did not send, I'm wondering how she got it if not from us.

Anal probes do not a happy weekend make, especially when the probing is done by some rubber gloved middle-aged man.

Freudian Inventory Results Genital (43%) you appear to be stuck between destructive and constructive outlooks.
Latency (46%) you appear to have a good balance of knowledge seeking and practicality.
Phallic (43%) you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure.
Anal (70%) you appear to be overly self controlled, ( Read more... )