Some notes on the general state of affairs:

1. Monica rocks ( Read more... )

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Instructions:

1. Go to Google
2. Type in "weapons of mass destruction"
3. Hit the "I'm feeling lucky"
4. Read error message
5. Feel vidicated
6. Click T-shirt link at bottom of page
7. Enjoy

Ah yes, it's that time of year again -- where my blissful sleep is interrupted by tragic dreams of exams gone bad.

Yes, the first nightmare of the semester, something to treasure! I woke up a full hour before my alarm was set to go off and didn't really get back to sleep after that.

My head hurts super bad today.

I'm feeling better. Closer to center and attempting to plow through the next couple weeks until it's all over ( Read more... )

Mexican woman performs own Caesarean to save babyLONDON (Reuters) - A woman in Mexico gave birth to a healthy baby boy after performing a Caesarean section on herself with a kitchen knife, doctors said Tuesday ( Read more... )

Watch 24 news tonight, I might be on there.

Happy Birthday Cupcake!

Look under the bed.

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