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OMG... I saw Twilight... and I made the horrible mistake of going to the midnight showing. Ok so I wasn't expecting a masterpiece and I knew I was gonna laugh hysterically at some scenes because of parodies and gifs I saw online. Anyway even with my low expctations I still felt super disapointed. First off the acting was HORRIBLE I mean wtf were these people thinking? Were they STONED? I mean ok "Edward" was probably ok but the constant zooming in and out of his eyes was overdone, the lingering stares were TOO LONG. "Bella" was fridgid she had no emotions it was like watching and emo trying to protray love. "Jasper" I liked only because he made me laugh so hard with his "pained" stare, which honestly speaking was too painful to watch.
I think the only people I actually liked were Jacob & Billy ; the rest of the Forks High School kids LOL at asian Eric xP
My only huge complaint is Jacobs wig... it was so bad i saw the hairline .... and it was so obvious he didn't know how to handle long hair, it was awkward.
Oh yea I liked Charlie too.
I just think it had potential but due to CRAPPY directing, editing, and the whole production team in general.... it sucked more that I thought possilbe. Also I think that the makeup artist FAILED miserbly.
So there you have it, a low budget movie called Twilight.
I heard that due to Twilights massive success New Moon has been given the Green Light, all I ask is for a new production team. Just replace everyone behind the camera. As for infront of the camera I want Kristin Stewert to be replaced by someone who can actually show emotions, but I know that won't happen. SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE JACOB A DECENT WIG I mean they can afford it now right?
Also I bought Breaking Dawn but I kinda refuse to read it..... I mean I was all Team Jacob. Now that Bella went after that THING and breaking Jacobs' heart I just decided to give up. Bella is dumb she had true love begging at her feet and instead she goes for psycotic overprotective Edward. Whatever, I should be mad at Stephenie Meyer.... and I am. Am I the only one in this world that hates Edward? I thouht he was super creepy but I let it pass, then after New Moon I really hated him... and then in Eclipse.... I wanted to murder him. (Bella too). IDGAF. I need to return this stupid book back to Borders and sell the others on eBay and hope that some fool will buy them off me.
So I decided to keep my books LOL and I started reading Breaking Dawn and I hate it but I just wanna know where this is going... I hate the whole Jacob/Reneesme thing BUT at least Jacob can go up to Edwards and be like "HA!!! YOUR DAUGHTER!! "
I'm hungry.
Best lines I've read:
Did you see any Twidads in the theater?
-They weren't Twidads... They were Twisexualoffenders
I died.
I think the only people I actually liked were Jacob & Billy ; the rest of the Forks High School kids LOL at asian Eric xP
My only huge complaint is Jacobs wig... it was so bad i saw the hairline .... and it was so obvious he didn't know how to handle long hair, it was awkward.
Oh yea I liked Charlie too.
I just think it had potential but due to CRAPPY directing, editing, and the whole production team in general.... it sucked more that I thought possilbe. Also I think that the makeup artist FAILED miserbly.
So there you have it, a low budget movie called Twilight.
I heard that due to Twilights massive success New Moon has been given the Green Light, all I ask is for a new production team. Just replace everyone behind the camera. As for infront of the camera I want Kristin Stewert to be replaced by someone who can actually show emotions, but I know that won't happen. SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE JACOB A DECENT WIG I mean they can afford it now right?
Also I bought Breaking Dawn but I kinda refuse to read it..... I mean I was all Team Jacob. Now that Bella went after that THING and breaking Jacobs' heart I just decided to give up. Bella is dumb she had true love begging at her feet and instead she goes for psycotic overprotective Edward. Whatever, I should be mad at Stephenie Meyer.... and I am. Am I the only one in this world that hates Edward? I thouht he was super creepy but I let it pass, then after New Moon I really hated him... and then in Eclipse.... I wanted to murder him. (Bella too). IDGAF. I need to return this stupid book back to Borders and sell the others on eBay and hope that some fool will buy them off me.
So I decided to keep my books LOL and I started reading Breaking Dawn and I hate it but I just wanna know where this is going... I hate the whole Jacob/Reneesme thing BUT at least Jacob can go up to Edwards and be like "HA!!! YOUR DAUGHTER!! "
I'm hungry.
Best lines I've read:
Did you see any Twidads in the theater?
-They weren't Twidads... They were Twisexualoffenders
I died.