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hannah montana is basically my hero. her lyrics are so profound, and she's sooo talented!

i wish i had a motorcycle, so i could go to those conventions at the quaker lube restaurant and pick up guys...and say,"check out my hog"...and wear leather vests and such.


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i'm a pimp. i have gotten comments from 2 fahads in the past couple days on my myspace. but at least one of them is my favorite. i told him i liked his sweater awhile ago and he was disappointed that i didn't say that i liked something else...but i didn't because i thought he knew that with the name fahad comes beauty. oh well. the other one is ( Read more... )

i'm bored. i have yet again gotten into the habit of not being able to wake up before noon...or one. probably not a good thing. oh well ( Read more... )

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so...apparently i'm creepy. but i'm pretty sure i am not. only so beautiful that i am often misunderstood ( Read more... )

part of a conversation me and lee were having about my new hobby...fahading

me: i think i'm up to 12 or 13
lee: oh well thats cool i guess
me: you guess?
lee: it's a little wierd though i must say
lee: ok i know
me: no way jose
lee: dont you mean fahad?
me: oh, yeaafter going back and reflecting on today, i realized that i really am one of the ( Read more... )

now it's off to Shoney's for breakfast!!! Every good day starts off with a wholesome and hearty breakfast, from Shoneys.

An excerpt from my new favorite poem

The Tale of Custard the Dragon. By Ogden Nash

The pirate gaped at Belinda's dragon,
And gulped some grog from his pocket flagon,
He fired two bullets, but they didn't hit,
And Custard gobbled him, every bit.what ogden nash doesn't knows is that after custard gobbled the pirate, i gobbled custard. why?? ( Read more... )

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