True Story...

[ravin5913]

 True story that I cannot post on FB because my 65 yr old mom would just die if it ever got back to her that I shared this with anyone:

Me: (to the other driver that cut me off just before the construction zone): Gaah! Stop driving like a dushbag!
Mom: Don't say dushbag.
Me: What??? He irritates my vagina.
Mom: Don't say vagina, it's a swear word!

Comments

[anonymous]

"Vagina" is that awful? I mean, that's a clinical term even. Perhaps she would prefer you utter "see you next tuesday" ?

[ravin5913]

Meh, she's just old and cute and missed the entire sexual revolution in the 60's.

not exactly the same but extremely close :-)

[anonymous]

my sister will glare and sssshhhhh anybody that dares say kill or god forbid murder around her son.....now you might consider this a little naive or maybe a slight excentricity until you put it in the context that her husband of 19 yrs has been a hunter since he was a small boy and they regularly have venison in their freezer and being the boys-boy that gabe is he picks up on everything....even though she has done this practically since his birth( he is 6 1/2 now) it never fails to astonish me :-)