The Most Amazing Tree You'll Ever See!
Like I mentioned yesterday...our tree is a beautiful spectacle...so here are some lovely photos of it~~
First...the whole magnificent tree!
LOOK AT THAT! NEVER WILL YOU SEE A MORE MAGNIFICENT TREE!
and here is WHY!
you see this man? this man is a paedophile!
The ornament is mine...given to be my some distant relative (who might now be living in New Zealand…IDK)
Fairly sure it's supposed to St. Nicholas or something...but Emile said he was a bit creepy looking ....so now he's the paedophile of our tree...
THEN THIS!
This sexy man is our Transvestite!
He belongs to Emile (who didn't agree his ornament looked gay...but was all for the man being a transvestite) *no more Eddie Izzard videos for you*
Again...gift from the same relative...and I'm fairly sure he's a figure from the Nut-Cracker....but let's be honest...resident Christmas Tree Transvestite just sounds so much better
THIS FABIOLOUS FELLOW...
....is gay
no joke...we got him out of his box after the 'transvestite' and my mom actually exclaimed "NO! THIS IS THE GAY ONE! LOOK AT THOSE TIGHTS!"
He belongs to my youngest brother, Robert...
and I bet it's from the Nut-Cracker again
but damn...those tights...
and now....
FEAST YOUR EYES ON MY MAGNIFICENT ARTISTIC ABILETIES!
yeah...I am unsure why it's still up on our tree - in plain view and everything...
I know mom loves keeping old Christmas decorations we made at school when we where young...but this thing?
I was simply a bit bored while waiting for my brother to open his presents and made it from some plastic from another present...
I guess I'll feel honoured she's yet to throw it away…XD
and I tried taking a picture of our tree while my parents where in the room....mom said I should take a picture of our table...so...uhh...okay
my mom loves decorating for Christmas...XD
and lookit the pretty snow!
why yes...we DO have a well in our garden...it DOES have water (nice, clean and tasty water too I might add)
Our house used to be a farm...or something like that XD
yeah...sorry for the image spam...
GOD JUL! / MERRY CHRISTMAS
(or happy holidays if you're easily offended)
You may now return to your less blasphemous Christmas
First...the whole magnificent tree!
LOOK AT THAT! NEVER WILL YOU SEE A MORE MAGNIFICENT TREE!
and here is WHY!
you see this man? this man is a paedophile!
The ornament is mine...given to be my some distant relative (who might now be living in New Zealand…IDK)
Fairly sure it's supposed to St. Nicholas or something...but Emile said he was a bit creepy looking ....so now he's the paedophile of our tree...
THEN THIS!
This sexy man is our Transvestite!
He belongs to Emile (who didn't agree his ornament looked gay...but was all for the man being a transvestite) *no more Eddie Izzard videos for you*
Again...gift from the same relative...and I'm fairly sure he's a figure from the Nut-Cracker....but let's be honest...resident Christmas Tree Transvestite just sounds so much better
THIS FABIOLOUS FELLOW...
....is gay
no joke...we got him out of his box after the 'transvestite' and my mom actually exclaimed "NO! THIS IS THE GAY ONE! LOOK AT THOSE TIGHTS!"
He belongs to my youngest brother, Robert...
and I bet it's from the Nut-Cracker again
but damn...those tights...
and now....
FEAST YOUR EYES ON MY MAGNIFICENT ARTISTIC ABILETIES!
yeah...I am unsure why it's still up on our tree - in plain view and everything...
I know mom loves keeping old Christmas decorations we made at school when we where young...but this thing?
I was simply a bit bored while waiting for my brother to open his presents and made it from some plastic from another present...
I guess I'll feel honoured she's yet to throw it away…XD
and I tried taking a picture of our tree while my parents where in the room....mom said I should take a picture of our table...so...uhh...okay
my mom loves decorating for Christmas...XD
and lookit the pretty snow!
why yes...we DO have a well in our garden...it DOES have water (nice, clean and tasty water too I might add)
Our house used to be a farm...or something like that XD
yeah...sorry for the image spam...
GOD JUL! / MERRY CHRISTMAS
(or happy holidays if you're easily offended)
You may now return to your less blasphemous Christmas