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Oct 02, 2007 21:59

STROKES PICSPAM

We better start with something cute and not at all weird, so you guys don't get scared. Oh! No! We'll start with short introductions.

THIS IS NICK. HE'S THE PRETTY ONE. HE'S ALSO SHAMELESS AND HONEST AND PLAYS THE MEANEST FUCKING GUITAR SOLO SINCE JACK WHITE.


THIS IS NIKOLAI, THE BASSIST. HE'S THE QUIET ONE WITH THE HUMONGUS CHIN. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPELL HUMONGUS. HE'S ACTUALLY ALSO VERY PRETTY AND MARGINALLY LESS GHEY THAN THE REST OF THEM.


THIS IS ALBERT. HE'S FUZZY AND DRUNK AND HAS SOLO CAREER. HE LIKES TAKING HIS PANTS OFF TO HAVE SEX WITH THE BAND AND PLAYING GUITAR. HE'S ACTUALLY ALSO VERY PRETTY, COME TO THINK OF IT.


FAB, IN HIS OWN WORDS: "I LIKE TO PLAY DRUMS." HE'S THE SHORT ONE. HE'S ALSO RIDICULOUSLY PRETTY. HE LIKES COKE T-SHIRTS AND CIGARETTES AND MEN.


THIS IS JULIAN. HE SINGS AND HANGS AROUND BEING PRETTY. HE'S PRETTY MUCH THE MOST USELESS FRONTMAN IN HISTORY, BUT WE LOVE HIM FOR THE PRETTY AND THE GHEY.


Okay, let's start with some stuff that is both cute and ghey.

Okay, come on, it's sweeeeeeeet:


Fab approves of man-dates:


We approve of the boytouching, yes?


Good, because so do they.


Oh ho ho, yes they do.


They don't restrict they ghey to each other, though. That would be mean. Here's Nick sharing some love with Jack White:


And Jack sharing that same love with Jules:


But it's mostly the band. Nick shares that same love with Albert. It's a love train.


Absolute OTP:


Next up: mustaches. But here's a nice segue from the ghey to the staches: look closely. The sign behind them reads "ZE STROKES ARE FAGGOTS." Like, in case you couldn't tell.


Julian's 'stache is obv. classy.


Even Nikolai got in on this, whhich is weird because he's usually boring.


OH WAIT THAT ONE'S REAL.>>


Our boys, as you may have noticed, can be pretty silly. For instance, ze Strokes love ze hardcore kareoke. Nick looks like he's going to eat a fetus right out of your womb.


They like to dress up sometimes.




Sometimes they like to be gangsters.






Excpet for Nick, who is actually a gangster.


A geeky one-




But a gangster nonetheless.
He's also a creep.


Julian, on the other hand, is a D-I-V-A.










Nick is crazy.








Fab doesn't like to be outdone, though.




(TAKEN FROM THESTROKES.COM, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.)



He also has no conception of personal space.


At all.




Atallatallatall.




THEY ARE ALSO STUPIDLY HOT.












(The short one is their manager, Ryan Gentles. He is also stupidly hot. More on him later.)

















They're bestbestbest friends in the whole world, too. Julian and Albert used to be roommates and often share a bed even though they each had their own and NO, I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. Just look how happy they all make each other. Look at their smiles!




















BABY STROKES!


Extra baby Albert.


Hey, also, Ryan Gentles, everybody!


I wanna close this with a mini picspam of just pictures of Ryan. Ugh ugh ugh, he is so awesome and funny and he gets so little love. I'm working one a fic called Five Things That Absolutely, Positively (Probably Maybe) Never Happened To Ryan Gentles, so he's on my brain a lot, especially him and Fab.


AREN'T THEY CUTE? I LOVE THEM.


RYANNNN


RYANNNNNNNNN!


STOP IT, PLEASE, YOU'RE KILLING ME.


NO, REALLY, MY VAG HEART HURTS, STOP.


UGH HIS SMILE.


I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.


UGH UGH UGH. RYAN + EVERYONE ELSE = LOVE.




POSTING YOUR OWN FAVORITE PHOTOS, ESPECIALLY OF ANY TOPIC I COVERED, WOULD BE BOTH ENCOURAGED AND APPRECIATED.

primer, the strokes

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