007 - Accidental video post

[rawketlawnchair]

*There's a black and white video of Fio trying to shove a giant turkey into the oven. Surprisingly, she's wearing a cute, conservative dress and her hair's done up nicely.*This giant thing better be done before John gets home. He has such long days at the doctor's office. This is the least I could do for him. Too bad I didn't know turkeys came

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[urchinhead]

*appears as a young boy scampering down: sodas are a good deal!!*

What'dya want me to do?

[rawketlawnchair]

There you are, dear!

Can you wash the veggies for dinner?

[urchinhead]

Uh, okay!

...Which ones?

[rawketlawnchair]

The carrots, the celery, and the potatoes. I'll... oh, no!

We're out of potatoes! I guess we'll have to make a trip to the store.

[ofthestrings]

Oh! That's a very large bird...

[rawketlawnchair]

I know. This thing weighs more than I do!

[ofthestrings]

My goodness... How did you manage to get it home?

[rawketlawnchair]

I... don't know. It was just here in the sink, thawing. Well, only a third of it could fit in the sink.

[shibuya_noise]

...?

[rawketlawnchair]

Hello there. Are you a friend of Haohmaru's?

[shibuya_noise]

Huh... y-yeah... he home?

[rawketlawnchair]

He is, but we're about to sit down to dinner. I'll let him know you asked for him. What's your name?

I had to do it...

[jdizzle_md]

Honey, I'm home!

[rawketlawnchair]

John! Hiiii! <33

I hope you're hungry, because I have a GIANT turkey cooking!

[jdizzle_md]

It smells great, and I'm starving.

Giant, how big is it?

[and now he's invisoning a giant turkey, rampaging monster size, destroying tokyo]

[rawketlawnchair]

It barely fit into the oven.

I made sure it was cooked the whole way through, but it took a few... hours...