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rawley69

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Dec 30, 2003 08:23

Every year the neighbors get us a Swiss Colony beef log. But the neighbors aren't around, and there's no beef log to be found this year.

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melydia December 30 2003, 16:07:23 UTC

mmmmm..........beef log..........

it makes me giggle that the only thing you've felt worth sharing in the last month is the tale of the missing beef log.

rawley69 December 30 2003, 17:52:34 UTC

Beef logs mean a lot to me. Christmas isn't Christmas without a Swiss Colony beef log. Without those cheeses and meats, I don't think I can get along.

hankdmoose December 30 2003, 19:13:28 UTC

yeh, I gotcher beef log right here... just let me paint a swiss flag on it...

rawley69 December 30 2003, 19:37:17 UTC

My mother tried to comfort me, she said, "Here son, have some egg nogg." I fucking hate egg nogg.

Seriously.

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Awww. mitai December 30 2003, 20:20:44 UTC

Go buy one?

Better yet - Pepperidge Farm's big hearty country white, and some Cracker Barrel extra sharp cheddar cheese.

Mmmmmm.

Re: Awww. rawley69 December 30 2003, 23:23:19 UTC

It's not as fun if you buy your own beef log, it has to be given to you to achieve proper flavor.

Re: Awww. hankdmoose December 31 2003, 00:43:56 UTC

um, buy one for someone else, and then insist that they give it back. but not like, you're taking it back... more like they're giving you a gift that they just happen to have received from you. Then it will taste twice as good. I think that might work. And it sure beats injesting something called, "nog..."

Re: Awww. rawley69 December 31 2003, 01:53:01 UTC

No, it returning to the original person removes flavor.

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beef log ajpresto714 December 30 2003, 20:35:20 UTC

beef log, beef log
what a treat
a hefty hunk of processed meat
dipped in mustard
oh what joy
i'm a jolly beef log boy ....

these messages brought to you by the letter k, the number 9 and our sponsor, brak the terrible. :-)

sorry ... i couldn't help myself.

Re: beef log rawley69 December 30 2003, 23:25:07 UTC

This doesn't help me get a beef log.

Re: beef log ajpresto714 December 30 2003, 23:27:00 UTC

no. unfortunately it doesn't. perhaps if you watch enough adult swim, Brak might bring you one?

Re: beef log rawley69 December 30 2003, 23:29:52 UTC

You should bring me a beef log. Chip in with everyone and get the biggest one you can find!

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vegemiteking December 31 2003, 00:39:17 UTC

YOUR SISTER IM'D THREE OF MY SCREEN NAMES!

me too ajpresto714 December 31 2003, 04:59:43 UTC

i thought it was you at first ... until you started asking "do u think my sister is hot?"

Re: me too rawley69 December 31 2003, 06:02:27 UTC

What a little bitch.

Re: me too ajpresto714 December 31 2003, 19:24:04 UTC

i don't know about that ... it was just sort of weird. took me a second to realize it wasn't you ... the first thought in my head was "why the hell would rawley ask that ... I've never actually met his sister"