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[rawmeat_cowgirl]

MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday

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[a_slow_descent]

dude, i just read that today. i can't believe anyone would fall for that crap. how embarassing.

[rawmeat_cowgirl]

she wasn't suspicious UNTIL she noticed the guy wasn't wearing rubber gloves as he examined her ooni. i mean, the fact that he even asked her to get naked in the first place seemed completely normal to me.

[a_slow_descent]

i think the whole "door to door" thing might have tipped me off... but ya never know, lol.

[supergophe]

Wow, that's hilarious.