( who even reads these?? )

walking back from class today i witnessed a large bird of prey swoop down and grab a squirrel and carry it off with its large talons.

behold, mother nature in all her glory.

my fav would have to be i hate the french vanilla.

pathetic.

NEW RULE. parents have to stop coddling their children. parents today are so fixated on protection that it's amazing they ever got pregnant in the first place. a recent reality show called "supernanny" placed an old-school discipline-wielding nanny into a family where the mother can't figure out that the reason why she's having a nervous breakdown ( Read more... )

( abu grab-ass )

Bold what's true.

01. I have never kissed someone of the same sex. cept my mom.
02. I have seen or am seeing a therapist.
03. I'm the youngest child.
04. I am drawn to things associated with sadness.
05. I have gauged earrings.
06. I wear black eyeliner every day.
07. I am extremely influenced by kindness. i don't like jerks ( Read more... )

so i'm well into my 4th week of classes. these are my thoughts on the classes i am taking ( Read more... )

know what annoys me? when the director's cut/special edition of a dvd comes out after i already own the boring regular edition. what the hell is that?! that has happened to me with the following movies ( Read more... )

dorothy: ma! this is way too heavy for you to carry!
sophia: please, it doesn't way any more than you did when you were a baby.
dorothy: (takes tub) this tub must weigh 30 lbs!
sophia: that's exactly what the doctor said when you were born!

ARODFAN45: have you ever googled "failure" ?
rawmeat cowgirl: nope
ARODFAN45: try it

now YOU try it!