"are we having a sleepover or is this your way of telling me you are attracted to me?"

[rawrisdinospeak]

RIZZOLI & ISLES WAS THE BEST MOTHERF-CKING SHOW OF MY LIFE. I SH-T YOU NOT. LET ME GIVE YOU JUST A FEW REASONS WHY;

1) ITS ANGIE F-CKING HARMON & SASHA ALEXANDER. THAT'S WHY.
2) SEXSEXSEX. WE DIDN'T SEE ANY. BUT YOU CAN BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR THAT JANE & MAURA DID THE HORIZONTAL TANGO INSTEAD OF GETTING THOSE BLOODY MARYS.
3) IT'S THE MOTHERF-CKING ENGLISH VERSION OF LOS HOMBRES DE PACO. LOOK IT UP. IT IS. HOLYSHITSON.
4) THE SNARK. THERE WAS SO MUCH SNARK & I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT.
5) THE CAST WAS DYNAMIC. THE END.
6) THE WRITING WAS PURE GOLD. SVU WRITERS COULD STAND TO LEARN A THING OR TWO~ ZING!
7) SO MUCH HOTNESS. SO MUCH EPICNESS. SO LITTLE TIME.
8) IT'S A COP DRAMA. BUT IT HAS HUMOR. & DID I MENTION THERE ARE HOT PEOPE & ~ ANGIE F-CKING HARMON?
9) THEY CAN & DO SWEAR. ANGIE/ JANE SAID BULLSHIT. I SQUEED LIKE A LITTLE B-TCH.
10) NO OTHER SHOW HAS MADE ME TYPE IN ALL CAPS BEFORE. NOT SVU [NOT EVEN BACK IN THE GLORY YEARS] & NOT IN PLAIN SIGHT.

BETWEEN RIZZOLI & ISLES & LIE TO ME, I NOW COMPLETELY LOOK FORWARD TO MONDAYS.