0.o

[rawwounds]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Glow!

1. Glow invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
2. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Glow.
3. Glow can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
4. Glow is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
5. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Glow, and 400

Comments

[hellishbeauty]

"Glow can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long."

0.0

Um... Wow, that doesn't inspire dirty thoughts at all. Nope.
*implodes*