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raycombsjr

Warranties, Worries and an assorment of other shit.

Oct 09, 2005 19:48

Some of you may remember a few months back I was suspended for calling a fat man fat. A few nights ago the same fat man came in again and once again he sat in the front row. I made a point of saying something to him that was almost identical to the words that got me suspended. This time there was no problem. I wonder why? Oh well looking for ( Read more... )

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Ickey Meat Vendor anonymous October 9 2005, 22:32:28 UTC

You're funny.

I like you, and think you're funny.

I think that you outgrew the La Jolla Comedy Store a couple of years ago...

Why you are still there is beyond me. You have what it takes, just take a wave and ride it where it takes you. It will feel good, and make you healthy-wealthy and wiser.

Love peace and hair grease negro,

JD

That's bullshit mattagosta October 10 2005, 11:43:02 UTC

You are the biggest fucking hypocrite baby sometimes Ray Combs Jr. You always take snide potshots at me and I will never impress you no matter how hard I try. Don't try and make me the bad employee when just over a year ago you would say things like 'A real comic would shut them up' or 'A comic should be able to work with the crowd ( ... )

Re: That's bullshit raycombsjr October 10 2005, 13:00:49 UTC

Man I am seriously sick of your tough guy online persona. Listen I wasn't trying to piss you off. However, I could really care less if you are pissed off. A few weeks back I asked for a man and his woman to be bounced. You didn't do it. On Thursday you let the people in the front row talk through the entire show. When Cynthia went up she asked to have them bounced. Again you did nothing. When I told you they were getting out of hand you said that was your girlfriends friends then you got that awkard nervous look on your gobble ( ... )

Re: That's bullshit mattagosta October 10 2005, 13:31:56 UTC

Look, first off, sorry about Cynthia. I didn't know she wanted those people removed. If she had spoken with one of us about it we would've gone to those people in the front and asked them to be quiet. Looking back at that group I should've gone up to them anyway and calmed them down but since they were with a new friend of mine I didn't want to embarrass him ( ... )

Re: That's bullshit mattagosta October 10 2005, 16:03:46 UTC

Yeah, When I was head bouncer a few years back, we didn't take shit. I remember this one night these drunk clowns were in there and I gave them two warnings and they didn't submit. So Little John Holt and myself escorted the chumps out and one of their sloppy drunk girlfriends got in my face, so I grabbed her by the arms and walked her away from the door. Then a guy clocked John and to my surprise he proceeded to knock the shit out of the guy. A guy came at me and I gave him a right hook....first time I ever knocked anyone out. It was complete mayhem, and when it was over...two dopes were on the ground and we had overcome. I'm not saying violence is the answer, but you can't take their shit. You really need to keep an eye on people when they come in and determine how loaded they are when they go in. Once I denied a guy because he was too wasted before the show started. If you are interested Matt, next Tuesday at 9:00 out near the Golden Acorn casino, a guy by the name of I.B. Prankin is teaching a class called Comedy Bouncing 101. You ( ... )

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Pay to perform rickgene October 13 2005, 13:22:22 UTC

The Laugh Factory is actually auctioning of stage time. The high bidder gets to do a 10 minute set opening for Jon Lovitz and their name on the marquee.

To show you how desperate (and apparently wealthy) some comics are, the high bid is currently $910.00.

I sure hope someone who's never been onstage before (or worse, Andrew Deans) wins so they will never do this crap again. It's only taking stagetime away from someone who actually deserves it.

http://cgi.ebay.com/STAGE-TIME-AT-WORLD-FAMOUS-LAUGH-FACTORY-COMEDY-CLUB_W0QQitemZ5622537012QQcategoryZ88433QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Matt Agosta's Hypocrisy rickgene October 14 2005, 11:22:35 UTC

From Matt's Myspace Page:

"If you are about the money and cd sales then get the fuck out of my face."

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=13223661&Mytoken=1008A9BB-14A1-1215-59C2AC0C483E18EF71711703

From Matt's webpage

"Expect my cd before Christmas time and maybe a t-shirt or two from my friend Guam Felix. "

http://www.mattagosta.com/merch.html

question anonymous October 14 2005, 21:25:46 UTC

Is Matt the gay guy that does that stupid "peanuts" dance?

Re: question anonymous October 15 2005, 13:43:00 UTC

No, that's the other gay Matt....although the Peanuts dance could help his act.