Better than the Bible

[raygunfactory]

So I get home from watching a movie on Thursday. I sit down to eat my Mr. Sub, and my roommate turns to me and acts like h has just remembered something. "Oh, Eric," he says. "Where's Lindsay." It is then that I realize that something was in fact missing from the room. I knew something was wrong, I just figured that the Matrix had me. There

Comments

[nationofcool]

the suspense is killing me. i hope lindsay came home safe and sound. i guess ill find out tomorrow.

[kry_86]

what a prick!

[anonymous]

You're roommate is a bitch. Good luck finding Lindsay. Maybe she is lying dead somewhere with her arms chopped off.

[raygunfactory]

you overuse the word bitch and you never use it properly. I hope you know.

[anonymous]

Yes, but that's why I'm me and not someone else. (If you really hate it that much, it will fade, as all my word phases do.)