Inuit!! (pronounced "I knew it!")raygunn_revivalApril 1 2005, 12:47:55 UTC
Oh so much more than just eww, my friend! It's so disgusting it borders on sublime.
They also are more prone to having oddly shaped or "shovel-shaped" teeth. There is a term for this, but I don't remember what it is. "Canoe-tooth" is what I'll call it.
11)Recent analysis of fossilized Viking feces has proven that the diet of the typical Viking consisted of toothpaste, jack-rabbit fur, and bits of iron ore.
Man. That explains a whole lot. The didn't vike for conquest, but for better cuisine! I can imagine a typical viking conversation, then, as being much like this:
Helga: Svein, where do you think you're going with that axe?
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Actually, and I'm *pretty* sure this IS a fact, Eskimos supposedly have an extra molar at the end of each row of teeth.
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They also are more prone to having oddly shaped or "shovel-shaped" teeth. There is a term for this, but I don't remember what it is. "Canoe-tooth" is what I'll call it.
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Why are you so goddam smart? Do you put spinnach directly into your brain? Steroids? Spinnach on steroids? Into your brain? Directly?
I love you, spinnach for brains.
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I believe that statistic applies only to the Baltic States.
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Man. That explains a whole lot. The didn't vike for conquest, but for better cuisine! I can imagine a typical viking conversation, then, as being much like this:
Helga: Svein, where do you think you're going with that axe?
Svein: Out for lunch. See you in October.
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It's hard for me to believe that as much as I love screwing around with words it never before occurred to me to think of "Viking" as a gerund.
You rock.
I mean, vike.
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But Jesus Louisus?!
Next thing I know, you'll be saying that God has a vagina.
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