Discussion Questions

Apr 25, 2005 14:22

Discussion Questions for The Trans-Occipital Demonstration of Negligible Force, a novella as-yet-unwritten by me (and you).

1. The book opens and closes with a primordial lump, saying "obiter dicta" repeatedly. Have you ever seen a primordial lump on the bus? What route and time of day? Did it ever say "obiter dicta"? If not, what if anything did ( Read more... )

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doganhead April 25 2005, 11:36:34 UTC
1. I'm shocked and appalled. I've never seen penguins so blatantly mistreated, you height-ist ( ... )

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raygunn_revival April 25 2005, 12:30:20 UTC
A good whack with a frying-pan will clear up any unwanted misconceptions.

Sounds like something we should put in a bill right away if they overturn Roe v. Wade.

Brilliant responses, all.

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i enjoyed this way too much quickly_9 April 25 2005, 11:40:29 UTC
1. I don't ride the bus. "I don't ride the bus."

2. Seven feet for seven tribes, seven brides become seven wives. We find rabbits in the green, green grass. Grass is life, green is life. The rifle takes away so the grass can grow- a reverse mower.
It's not genuflecting, its the transcribing of a warding symbol on the air. The important thing to remember is to use one dot per diety believed in by your warding target. Use corresponding symbols. I think of lice because it helps.

3. Scalloped potatoes do not exist, therefore eating them if you have food allergies causes you to die.

4. There is only one ficus.

5.

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mowed down raygunn_revival April 25 2005, 12:34:04 UTC
The grass: "I heard it mown." I heard it moan.

Thank god there is only one ficus. And it doesn't even endanger my plans to make a movie called "Ficus Club".

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lilitaly April 25 2005, 11:42:07 UTC
1. No, it did not say "obiter dicta". It screamed "HOW IS YOUR MORALE?" over and over into a cell phone around 3:30 pm on Bus 1 going from Cambridge into Boston.

2. Trophies from slaying the 7 footed, 7 foot tall rabbit. Camoflage to sneak up on the 7 footed, 7 foot tall rabbit. Scary Automat? You ever see a 7 footed, 7 foot tall rabbit? Because they're wearing thongs.

3. Yes, but only if the scallops are from Idaho.

4. Trees.

5. I'd rather Disswear.

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I'd Rather Dis Custer raygunn_revival April 25 2005, 12:36:32 UTC
Dear lord.

Lice wearing thongs has got to be one of the funniest/sexiest images I've ever contemplated. Thank you.

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auggiewren April 25 2005, 11:59:10 UTC
1. They sit in the section reserved for elderly, disabled and evolution-resistants. Their crouched posture does not allow me to espy them over the backs of their seats. They are there, though. They're there....

2. The seven feet are still attached to a squirming Basque-bread rabbit. It serves as a reminder that even the timid must struggle. Lice? Unconditional love.

3. To the punch: agreed. Scalloped potatoe is no deadlier that clam-yam.
But both, both will kill - given a chance and freshly whipped butter.

4. Chapter 29 should follow Chapter 28 but not necessarily in any given sequence. Ficis is never plural. It is all one insidious form of flora growing from the same 主要根

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Basking in It raygunn_revival April 25 2005, 12:41:24 UTC
Born and bred, dying in bread, then, I take it.

Good for you for noticing that there is no chapter 28. There is also no first chapter. You will note instead it is the fist chapter.

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Re: Basking in It auggiewren April 25 2005, 18:47:53 UTC
And like raisins - in bread. But that's another story.

I foolishly identified chapter XXVIII as 28. I soon realized
my error seeing it was being read right to left.

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buk reprt drsmax April 25 2005, 12:01:45 UTC
A book report on raygunn_revival's The Trans-Occipital Demonstration of Negligible Force, by drsmax for Mrs. Pennykunt's 5th grade klass class.

First, of all, this is a very hard book. One of the hardest parts about this book is trying to get it open. Then I finally figured out how to open it. The book opens with a primordial lump. If you do not have a primordial lump, ask yer mom. She may have one in her boob breast. Make sure you get the kind that says "obiter dicta ( ... )

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Head of the Class raygunn_revival April 25 2005, 12:54:52 UTC
Even though you did not refer to the book's atoms' relative proximity and bonding to one another as its main reason for being hard, this was a fine report. You could have said the book was hard because your friend Moh tried to scratch it and couldn't, too, but Moh was probably busy with Larry and Feldspar at recess trying to see cleavage. You get an A+.

You also get an ape lush.

And so on.

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Re: Head of the Class doganhead April 25 2005, 18:24:26 UTC
Ooo. Good pic, Rev.

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Re: Head of the Class raygunn_revival April 26 2005, 04:53:50 UTC
Thanks!

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