I’ve been glum for the past few days, and as a sign of relief, a stream of light peered from the heavens to lighten my heart. ( Click here for more shit )
I don't care how old you are, how educated you are, or your station in life, there is but one equalizer: farts are funny. Once they cease to be, you might want to think about cashing in your chips and going to the great phantom wind-breaker in the sky.
But I would have shaken his hand for cheering me the fuck up.
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But I would have shaken his hand for cheering me the fuck up.
You might want to make sure he washed it first.
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Now, pull my finger...
Cheers!
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