New Me, New Year, Fuck You.

[raymondright]

So last year after the Florida wrestling trip i made one of those silly top ten lists of the somewhat gay, mostly non funny events that transpired during the week of fun in the sun. Due to popular demand, aka sheer boredom, here is this year's version of Florida's Top Ten

Comments

Dut Dut Dut

[raymondright]

Hold up there just a second my pleasantly plump bearded friend.

Firstly, in my defense, I did not have a chance to wish the beard a belated anniversary because I was only informed of its anniversary AFTER I wrote the entry. But due to your rudness I will keep the lovingly knit beard sweater I had made for it!!

Secondly, I never claimed to be a GREAT American, but thank you for the endorsement, I only claimed to LOVE America (Big smile=cheap pop!) More importantly they were speedo styled boy short swimsuit flags not merely boxers.

And lastly, Long live Uncle Pat. His insanity is one of the only things giving me hope for life past 40.

Do something!

The ULTIMATE Response

[raymondright]

NO!!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

[baron_fakename]

Listen, you fucker: I melted cheese! Now I'm going to pretend to be civil, while I shove it up your ass!

Re: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

[raymondright]

The only way to settle this is one day you will have to come after me with a wrench. And I'll be waiting in my house with motherfucking nunchucks!

The Green Book: Volume 1

[baron_fakename]

Sometimes I win the game. Sometimes I merely understand the game. Sometimes I take off my hat, remove my coat and, ha ha, I am the killer.

Hiiiyou

[mudpieflower1]

Hey Ray, it's Jennie Lucero- just thought I'd stop by and see what happening int he world of raymond. *hugs and kisses*