Rayne's Welcoming Guide

[rayney_day]

Congratulations on your new residence for God-knows-how-long.

Either you're aware of why you're here, in which case you're part of Team Warden. Or you don't, which means you're here to work through whatever cosmic mistake you made to end up here. It's like rehab, except on a spaceship

Comments

[neuroticalson]

Good tip about the 'I'm bored' thing.

As for everything else: All this flood shit isn't making me more eager to cooperate with anything.

[rayney_day]

I know this happens while we're on our way to the next port... And I know we're meant to do assignments with whoever we're paired up with, when we get to one.

But it hardly ever helps. We might as well just stand still.

[neuroticalson]

Yep, you might as well.

I think it'd be better for most of you if you left us inmates alone.

[rayney_day]

Hey, I try not to touch most of you with a ten-foot pole.

[jurisfictional]

[Have a quiet laugh. Thursday is genuinely amused.]

Believe it or not, this is one of the most helpful primers I've ever read.

[rayney_day]

Glad someone got some use out of it.

[mrs_persson]

Sarah and I were talking some time back about compiling a newcomer's guide to the Barge. I think you may have done much of our work for us.

[rayney_day]

Aw, man... You mean I left something out?

[mrs_persson]

...Actually, you know, I think you covered everything really important. The remaining details are those on which fresh small talk is built, or something like that.

[rayney_day]

Most of us are sociopaths. Might not work real well for them...

[young_idealist]

I'm afraid I'm with M. Nygma on this one. And I realize how ironic that statement is.

[rayney_day]

Why, you two know eachother?

[young_idealist]

Not directly, no. I think he's a sort of friend to my inmate.

[rayney_day]

Who's your inmate?