i still remember this one time, while we were coming out of church, a bird comes out of nowhere, swoops down.... and craps on my moms hair

today, it was raining nonstop for the most part ( Read more... )

well, here i am ( Read more... )

"hi honey. its me, your husband, ralph"

"hey angel pie. can you drive me down to the lahberry, i wanna rent us up some moovies"

i thought valentines day was yesterday

loser

if it takes more muscles to frown than to smile... why are the faces of angry fat people still fat?

like i said... just a thought

this morning ( Read more... )

i dont feel too well ( Read more... )

crazy are the people walking through my head
one of them has a gun
to shoot the other one

MY BIG BROTHER IS HERE!!!!!

we be drinkin' sake