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[rayther]

So I'm walking through this old, abandoned looking castle with my shotgun.. My girlfriend had just been stolen so I'm looking for her like crazy. All the usual freaks are there.. Guys in the black robes trying to kill me, bastards with those crossbows shooting fire arrows at me.. And then I spot something odd. A guy in a red robe, with something

Comments

[creepybluestorm]

cooool i wish my life were a video game more often

[rayther]

It's exciting, my friend. Very exciting..

[ojuliet]

The only thing is.... Resident Evil 4 > Your Life

[rayther]

Sad.. but True.

[wanderingactor]

Coleman have you been chasing the monks in red robes again? I told you not to do that.

[rayther]

He's the one who tried to impale me with multiple sharp bullets at well over 3000 rounds per minute... and you're yelling at me? Thank you, Tartaloot.