An exercise in verbal aesthetics...
Stealing another questionnaire from NJ.
Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
Neither.
Do you believe in young love?
Love does not discriminate; elevation from cynicism creates good critics but poor skeptics.
Will you be in a relationship in 4 months?
I expect so.
Who was the last person who called you?
You. It was you.
What do people compliment you the most on?
My apparent inability to get my hair dyed right.
Is there someone you wouldn't mind kissing right now?
Mindless kissing is fun, but challenging.
Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
Only when the people taking offense are armed.
Do you regret something you did yesterday?
I make a point of forgiving myself quickly, the sooner that I can do it again.
Anything you would change about your life right now?
I think I would like some cookies.
How was your day?
I gave it away to get two tomorrow.
Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
Naturally undefined, artificially straight, like all decent society.
Who was the last person you rode in a car with? and where to?
I dreamt of a car, but it changed into a bird; not sure whether that counts as the driver or the destination.
Where were you at 2:02 this morning?
It is 2:02 this morning.
Do you have unlimited texting?
Only arbitrarily high.
Is the sun shining?
I should hope so.
What jewery are you wearing?
Six rings and four barbells, of which one banana.
How are you?
Awesome.
Do you chew on your straws?
I make kitty cats out of them.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 5 months or more?
I've never lasted less than two years.
Will you get married?
Only for the wrong reasons.
Who was the first person you talked to today?
Vivi the mutilated barbie doll.
What's something you really want right now?
Still waiting for those cookies, I suppose.
Do you prefer to call or text?
No.
Who can honestly always put you in a better mood?
Mr E.
Have you ever had a boy best friend?
Me. I am my girl best friend, too.
Have you ever kissed a girl?
Never!
Where was your default picture taken?
In a place exemplifying the melancholy of reverse decay. (ugh, too poetic)
Do you wish someone would call you right now?
I'd rather not; I'm barely managing to entertain myself.
Name something you dislike about the day you're having?
Lack of cookies. Also; excessive use of pop-friendly freecards.
Is there anybody you're realy disappointed in right now?
Myself, for even considering saying 'you' over a misspelling.
If you are being extremely quiet what does that mean?
That I can't think of anything to say that I'd expect you to understand. This happens a lot.
When was the last time you cried?
Distant memory.
Do you have plans tomorrow?
I have plans today; if I still have them tomorrow I'm doing something wrong.
Are you happy at the moment?
I'm happy at most moments, even when they don't deserve it.
Are you a morning person or a night person?
I'm a morning person only just after I've been a night person.
Do people underestimate you?
Reasonably so.
Do you like silver or gold jewelry better?
I prefer steel or titanium over either.
Don't you think that people that smoke are gross?
If Raza doesn't not think that some people that smoke are gross, and you are a smoker, does this imply that Raza thinks you are gross?
Do you have a ceiling fan located in your room?
I am a fan of my ceiling. It's pretty.
Do you have a clock in your room?
Clocks are a waste of time.
Name five people you've talked to today?
You, you, you, you aaaand... you over there, too.
Is anything wrong with your eyes?
They lack the ability to change colors at my command. Either that, or the willingness.
Do you throw your candy wrappers away?
Generally, I let them pile up while I sit in their midst until such time that I can't find my pliers or somesuch, at which point they will outnumber me too badly for me to put up a fight.
Do you ever write notes on your hand?
I might, if it came with a text editor.
Do you cry when you get an injury?
I usually laugh at myself.
Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
I try not to remember my middle name.
Last movie you watched?
Return of the Living Dead something. They enjoy that returning thing rather too much to keep proper track.
Where did you sleep last night?
In the soft embrace of an extra blanket. They should put halloween in summer, so we needn't bother with anything else.
Where is your phone?
Undisclosed location.
When is the last time you were in a swimming pool?
For the sake of being contrary, I only hang out in non-swimming pools.
Have you ever fallen backwards on a chair?
Only sideways.
Do you miss anyone?
I miss me. I think I am spending entirely too much time with you right now.
What do you feel like watching?
Pokémon!
Do you ever try to write with your non-dominant hand?
I don't even try to write with my dominant hand these days. I make up for it by typing with both.
Who makes you laugh the most?
Anyone I pay attention to, really. So, mostly me.
Do you get annoyed when you see some sort of bug flying around?
Grrrr, stop flying around, some sort of bug! Your actions exhibit the quality of being annoying!
Who starred in your last dream?
Me, of course.
Whats on your mind right now?
That I am getting a bit too tired to properly overappreciate myself answering these things.
What makes you happy?
Fun!
Have you ever gone Christmas caroling?
Not up until reading this question, but I failed and accidentally sang a Sinterklaas song.
Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
Anyone that's on my mind deserves to be.
What's an obsession you have?
I have a thing for cool stuff.
How many pillows do you sleep with?
As many as will have me. I'm poly...pillow...ous. No, that didn't quite work out.
Do you feel comfortable getting up and giving speeches?
More than I should be. My real life coherence needs a lot of work.
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Yes, and I'd do it again.
Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
Neither.
Do you believe in young love?
Love does not discriminate; elevation from cynicism creates good critics but poor skeptics.
Will you be in a relationship in 4 months?
I expect so.
Who was the last person who called you?
You. It was you.
What do people compliment you the most on?
My apparent inability to get my hair dyed right.
Is there someone you wouldn't mind kissing right now?
Mindless kissing is fun, but challenging.
Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
Only when the people taking offense are armed.
Do you regret something you did yesterday?
I make a point of forgiving myself quickly, the sooner that I can do it again.
Anything you would change about your life right now?
I think I would like some cookies.
How was your day?
I gave it away to get two tomorrow.
Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
Naturally undefined, artificially straight, like all decent society.
Who was the last person you rode in a car with? and where to?
I dreamt of a car, but it changed into a bird; not sure whether that counts as the driver or the destination.
Where were you at 2:02 this morning?
It is 2:02 this morning.
Do you have unlimited texting?
Only arbitrarily high.
Is the sun shining?
I should hope so.
What jewery are you wearing?
Six rings and four barbells, of which one banana.
How are you?
Awesome.
Do you chew on your straws?
I make kitty cats out of them.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 5 months or more?
I've never lasted less than two years.
Will you get married?
Only for the wrong reasons.
Who was the first person you talked to today?
Vivi the mutilated barbie doll.
What's something you really want right now?
Still waiting for those cookies, I suppose.
Do you prefer to call or text?
No.
Who can honestly always put you in a better mood?
Mr E.
Have you ever had a boy best friend?
Me. I am my girl best friend, too.
Have you ever kissed a girl?
Never!
Where was your default picture taken?
In a place exemplifying the melancholy of reverse decay. (ugh, too poetic)
Do you wish someone would call you right now?
I'd rather not; I'm barely managing to entertain myself.
Name something you dislike about the day you're having?
Lack of cookies. Also; excessive use of pop-friendly freecards.
Is there anybody you're realy disappointed in right now?
Myself, for even considering saying 'you' over a misspelling.
If you are being extremely quiet what does that mean?
That I can't think of anything to say that I'd expect you to understand. This happens a lot.
When was the last time you cried?
Distant memory.
Do you have plans tomorrow?
I have plans today; if I still have them tomorrow I'm doing something wrong.
Are you happy at the moment?
I'm happy at most moments, even when they don't deserve it.
Are you a morning person or a night person?
I'm a morning person only just after I've been a night person.
Do people underestimate you?
Reasonably so.
Do you like silver or gold jewelry better?
I prefer steel or titanium over either.
Don't you think that people that smoke are gross?
If Raza doesn't not think that some people that smoke are gross, and you are a smoker, does this imply that Raza thinks you are gross?
Do you have a ceiling fan located in your room?
I am a fan of my ceiling. It's pretty.
Do you have a clock in your room?
Clocks are a waste of time.
Name five people you've talked to today?
You, you, you, you aaaand... you over there, too.
Is anything wrong with your eyes?
They lack the ability to change colors at my command. Either that, or the willingness.
Do you throw your candy wrappers away?
Generally, I let them pile up while I sit in their midst until such time that I can't find my pliers or somesuch, at which point they will outnumber me too badly for me to put up a fight.
Do you ever write notes on your hand?
I might, if it came with a text editor.
Do you cry when you get an injury?
I usually laugh at myself.
Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
I try not to remember my middle name.
Last movie you watched?
Return of the Living Dead something. They enjoy that returning thing rather too much to keep proper track.
Where did you sleep last night?
In the soft embrace of an extra blanket. They should put halloween in summer, so we needn't bother with anything else.
Where is your phone?
Undisclosed location.
When is the last time you were in a swimming pool?
For the sake of being contrary, I only hang out in non-swimming pools.
Have you ever fallen backwards on a chair?
Only sideways.
Do you miss anyone?
I miss me. I think I am spending entirely too much time with you right now.
What do you feel like watching?
Pokémon!
Do you ever try to write with your non-dominant hand?
I don't even try to write with my dominant hand these days. I make up for it by typing with both.
Who makes you laugh the most?
Anyone I pay attention to, really. So, mostly me.
Do you get annoyed when you see some sort of bug flying around?
Grrrr, stop flying around, some sort of bug! Your actions exhibit the quality of being annoying!
Who starred in your last dream?
Me, of course.
Whats on your mind right now?
That I am getting a bit too tired to properly overappreciate myself answering these things.
What makes you happy?
Fun!
Have you ever gone Christmas caroling?
Not up until reading this question, but I failed and accidentally sang a Sinterklaas song.
Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
Anyone that's on my mind deserves to be.
What's an obsession you have?
I have a thing for cool stuff.
How many pillows do you sleep with?
As many as will have me. I'm poly...pillow...ous. No, that didn't quite work out.
Do you feel comfortable getting up and giving speeches?
More than I should be. My real life coherence needs a lot of work.
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Yes, and I'd do it again.